Forgive my weakness and forgive my sins

I now understand why Barboach and Qwilfish are so rarely seen on the network.

[Cecil's fishing profile takes up the whole screen today, thanks to a particularly enthusiastic cameramon. He doesn't bother to look at it, the still water holding every bit of his attention. But as he finishes his sentence, the video starts to shake slightly...]

I've spent the last five days looking for them, without results. I expected as such from Qwilfish, as I've been told they are rare on this route, but Barboach is supposedly a common species. Perhaps I should- Rosie, what's wrong? Why are you-

[The shaking only grows as Cecil is interrupted and thrown into the water by a double flying tackle. A double flying tackle coming from a Barboach and a Qwilfish. A Barboach and a Qwilfish that take the time to wink at the camera as they fly by.

Rosie is shaking so hard from laughter by that point that it takes her two tries to turn the Pokégear off. Such a terrible child.]

...eat no good for... ...ken, I can...

[The sound is terrible, words and static jumbled together between patches of silence. The image is not much better, with Cecil's shape being barely discernable at best. Something must have happened to that pokégear, but what?]

Cinn... ...types everywhere, but...

[The shape that is probably Cecil moves suddenly, as if it's turning around-]

...urf! Dragon...

[At that moment, the feed is cut.]


((ooc: Cecil is lost, his gear is in a pretty bad shape, and he's finding out that visiting Cinnabar Volcano with his weaker Pokémon was not a very good idea. Replies will come several hours later and discussions will be kept short IC.))