30th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from behind him, apparently moving. He ignores it.]

A Tentacruel answering to 'Lester' was found in the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center's women's bathroom this morning, unharmed and bearing a copy of '649 Ways to Bond With Your Tentacruel', along with two pairs of female undergarments. If you have any information about Lester's owner, please contact the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center promptly. Your cooperation would be greatly appreciated.

[A tentacle slowly slides up his left arm, finally resting on his shoulder. He ignores it.]

In addition, the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center would like to apologize for the disturbance, and assures all of its clients that such incidents will not take place again in the future. Thank you for your time.

[Cecil's smile looks particularly frozen as he turns the feed off.]

Comments

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[thebelsareinert]

... [He's not even sure what to say.]

[video]

[paladinlost]

...I suppose you are not Lester's happy trainer?

[Save hiiiiim.]

[video]

[thebelsareinert]

No and no.

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

[... oh god. what]

[video]

[paladinlost]

...Do you happen to be the proud owner of a Tentacruel?

[video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Are all the pokémon will tentacles perverts?]

[video]

[paladinlost]

[That would not surprise Cecil in the slightest.]

[video]

[primrosenthorns.livejournal.com]

[Whyyy]

Some Pokemon are really fuckin' perverted.

[video]

[paladinlost]

It makes me wonder what sort of trainer could have raised him, truly.

[video]

[combat_butler]

... ... ...

At least it wasn't Overfiend...

[video]

[paladinlost]

Overfiend?

[of-france.livejournal.com]

What?

[video]

[paladinlost]

Lester the Tentacruel. Well-read and Lingerie connoisseur. Do you have any information to share about his owner?

[video; never before has this icon fit so well]

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

...

You're kidding. Really. Tell me you're kidding.

[video] Poor Lancer's brain.

[paladinlost]

I wish. I truly, truly wish.

[video]

[adamant]

[ Seconding the appropriateness of certain icons. ]

In the--where? With what?

[ Mind = blown. Meanwhile, Flood is taking up a good chunk of the screen next to his trainer, glaring daggers. IT'S TENTACRUELS LIKE YOU, SIR, WHO GIVE ALL OF US A BAD NAME. ]

[video]

[paladinlost]

The Ecruteak City Pokémon Center's women's bathroom, '649 Ways to Bond With Your Tentacruel', two pairs of female undergarments. Any other questions?

[Lester apparently doesn't care, because he's waving at two nurses in the background. One is horrified and the other is... intrigued?]

[video]

[used-vinewhip.livejournal.com]

... C-Cecil..? I.. don't like sea monsters.. [JUST WHAT SHE NEEDS, ANOTHER LEVIATHAN ROAMING AROUND.]

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[paladinlost]

[...OH GOD RYDIA.]

Zira is in my room. Keep her with you, and no sea monster will be able to come close. I'll make sure this one does not leave the Center.

[souljudgment.livejournal.com]

...

Are you okay there, Cecil? [Why are you not running away? Ted would run.]

[video]

[paladinlost]

I've been better, but it's not quite as bad as it looks.

{Video} I can finally use this icon ICly!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{Have a veeeerrrry disturbed looking Nanao just... staring at the 'Gear, before letting out a rather strangled reply.}

I-isn't that illegal, or something?

{Video} I offer many iconing opportunities!

[paladinlost]

If it is not, it should certainly be.

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[gentleblossom.livejournal.com]

I....

[ lmfao what. what. ]

...Cecil, is everything alright?

[ Kind of a stupid question, but. This is the only think she can think of to ask. ]

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[paladinlost]

...Rosa, swear to me you will stay very, very far away from the Pokémon Center today. I beg you.

[The tentacle on his shoulder just waves.]