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30th moon [video]

[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from behind him, apparently moving. He ignores it.]

A Tentacruel answering to 'Lester' was found in the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center's women's bathroom this morning, unharmed and bearing a copy of '649 Ways to Bond With Your Tentacruel', along with two pairs of female undergarments. If you have any information about Lester's owner, please contact the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center promptly. Your cooperation would be greatly appreciated.

[A tentacle slowly slides up his left arm, finally resting on his shoulder. He ignores it.]

In addition, the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center would like to apologize for the disturbance, and assures all of its clients that such incidents will not take place again in the future. Thank you for your time.

[Cecil's smile looks particularly frozen as he turns the feed off.]

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I'm serious. What if a child had been the one to find him?

Luckily it's you, right? Not a child.

A nurse trainee, actually. So young, still so innocent...

[...] Did... it do anything to her?

No, but she saw the pictures within the book and started screaming.

... Should... Shouldn't that already be an indication of why you should burn that book?

It still belongs to someone. I cannot get rid of it just yet.

I suppose so. Though, I wonder just how many copies of that book exists out there.

We'd have to ask the publisher to know, but I'm slightly afraid of speaking to someone willing to publish this.

Maybe it was self-published? You never know.

That would take much money and connections. A Gym leader, perhaps?

Do you really want to think one of the guys we're supposed to be challenging for badges would write that?

It certainly would make me want to defeat them even more.

I think I'd feel awkward receiving a badge from a guy who writes that myself, but I suppose it differs from person to person.

...Would it be rude to ask them to wash the badge before taking it?

Probably. You can always wear gloves and clean it yourself, then get rid of the evidence.

...If I was certainly it'd not melt, I could always set it on fire for a few minutes...

See. This is why I am hoping it's not a gym leader.

..It'd be worst if it was the professor.

The professor?

The one who lives in the laboratory in New Bark Town.

...

Okay, that would just make this whole trip all the more horrifying.

...Let's think of the author as a random and unimportant local, then.

Let's. It'll save us the mental trauma.

Too late for that.

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