paladinlost | 30th moon [video]

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30th moon [video]

[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from behind him, apparently moving. He ignores it.]

A Tentacruel answering to 'Lester' was found in the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center's women's bathroom this morning, unharmed and bearing a copy of '649 Ways to Bond With Your Tentacruel', along with two pairs of female undergarments. If you have any information about Lester's owner, please contact the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center promptly. Your cooperation would be greatly appreciated.

[A tentacle slowly slides up his left arm, finally resting on his shoulder. He ignores it.]

In addition, the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center would like to apologize for the disturbance, and assures all of its clients that such incidents will not take place again in the future. Thank you for your time.

[Cecil's smile looks particularly frozen as he turns the feed off.]

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[Takes the Pokégear.

Moves it slightly to the right.

Hel-looooo, lady♥!]

{Eye.

Twitch.}

[The Gear is back on Cecil.]

Does this answer your question?

{Shuddderrrrr.}

Box it. If you can. Something like that should not be free to roam about.

Only his trainer could do that, sadly. We must wait until they arrive.

Does it have a Pokeball?

It was not there when we found him. His trainer must still have it.

{And another shudder.}

How... delightful.

Reminds me somewhat of him...

...Bad memories?

[He sounds as sympathetic as he can, considering the circumstances.]

...yes. My Captain was... infamous as a lecher.

{shuuudeerrrr}

...My sympathies.

[Yeeeerk.]

Thank you, I appreciate that.

{At times, it was the most unpleasant job she's ever had to do.}

Is he also in Johto?

[He'd like to know if he needs to warn Rosa away, you see.]

Not... as far as I know of. Happily.

{Because if he was here, she'd have to be running around after him and asfjlsdf;g that's the last thing she wants to do.}

This world truly is a form of vacation.

I suppose so. Even if I have many substitute children everywhere.

Substitute children are easy to find, for some reason.

That, I suppose, is some sort of blessing.

It'd be nice if the non-substitute ones found themselves here, too.

I.... cannot speak of that, myself. {She looks down towards the ground, and her next sentence is exceedingly quiet.} I have none.

...That's a shame. You seem like you'd be an excellent mother. Still, there's always the future, right?

{Just... blushing and flailing for a bit, before quietly replying.} Perhaps. One of my friends came from my immediate future, but...

I don't know if something like that will happen.

No one ever knows. Children can be a very unexpected blessing, sometimes.

I - I hope so.

{Still blushing a little.} How many were you blessed with?

Only the one son. My wife and I could never have asked for a better child.

[Yet he looks a bit... sadder, perhaps.]

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