30th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from behind him, apparently moving. He ignores it.]

A Tentacruel answering to 'Lester' was found in the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center's women's bathroom this morning, unharmed and bearing a copy of '649 Ways to Bond With Your Tentacruel', along with two pairs of female undergarments. If you have any information about Lester's owner, please contact the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center promptly. Your cooperation would be greatly appreciated.

[A tentacle slowly slides up his left arm, finally resting on his shoulder. He ignores it.]

In addition, the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center would like to apologize for the disturbance, and assures all of its clients that such incidents will not take place again in the future. Thank you for your time.

[Cecil's smile looks particularly frozen as he turns the feed off.]

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[paladinlost]

They do in Goldenrod's Department Store. Extremely sturdy ones.

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Well. I shall definitely have to look into that, then.

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[paladinlost]

Try a few practice swings first, to find one with the ideal balance. They are surprisingly varied.

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

...I have a feeling I'm going to get a few strange looks doing that.

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[paladinlost]

A good weapon is worth a few strange looks, is it not?

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

I can't argue with that!

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[paladinlost]

One of my friends once insisted on spending days killing dragon after dragon. We thought him mad at first, but the spear he obtained from one of them was quite worth it.

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Killing... dragons??? {Excuse her, she's just freaking out a bit over here.}

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[paladinlost]

You could hardly take two steps inside the Lunar Subterrane without being attacked by a pair of them. We'd have fought a few dozens as we travelled, even without looking for them.

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Lunar... subterrane?! You were killing dragons inside the moon?!?!

{BRB, BSOD.}

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[paladinlost]

Not only dragons; there were metallic giants and those strange purple faces, along with Behemoths, the manifestations of hatred's souls...

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{Nanao is just staring, now.}

This makes no sense.

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[paladinlost]

...Which part of it?

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

All of it.

Just. I can't even comprehend this.

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[paladinlost]

Is your moon uninhabited? It seems to be the case with many worlds.

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Yes - as far as we know, nothing lives on our moon.

{Her mind is still blown.}

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[paladinlost]

Nothing at all? That's a shame. Though I suppose most people do not have the chance to visit it...

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

N-no, they don't...

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[paladinlost]

Then again, that might save you from some trouble.

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Just a little. I don't know if we'd be able to function on the moon.

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[paladinlost]

We did not think so at first either, but the air there turned out to be surprisingly pure.

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Thing is, I don't think our moon has a breathable atmosphere.

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[paladinlost]

...That would impair any travel plans quite a lot.

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Just a little.

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[paladinlost]

Did anyone verify that, or is it simply something that is known?