30th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from behind him, apparently moving. He ignores it.]

A Tentacruel answering to 'Lester' was found in the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center's women's bathroom this morning, unharmed and bearing a copy of '649 Ways to Bond With Your Tentacruel', along with two pairs of female undergarments. If you have any information about Lester's owner, please contact the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center promptly. Your cooperation would be greatly appreciated.

[A tentacle slowly slides up his left arm, finally resting on his shoulder. He ignores it.]

In addition, the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center would like to apologize for the disturbance, and assures all of its clients that such incidents will not take place again in the future. Thank you for your time.

[Cecil's smile looks particularly frozen as he turns the feed off.]

Comments

[video] *sobs in shoulder * Why must they haunt us.

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Scolding never really works at keeping perverts at bay. Then again neither does beating them work half the time.]

What are you going to do if the own doesn't come back?

[video] *shoulder rub* Typos are innocent enough, ignore them.

[paladinlost]

Send him to a shelter of throw him back in the ocean. Or the local pond.

[video] *wipes eyes* I'll try

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

Don't you think it would be kind of worse to send him back.

[video] Be strong.

[paladinlost]

At least he'd not prey on innocent trainers, then.

[video] I will.

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Killua got a feel that minute he got loss he'd try to bond with some poor sap.]

Well if you say so. I got to ask did you try checking his id.

[video]

[paladinlost]

...One of the nurses tried. He hit her chest with one of his tentacles until she stopped.

[video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

Why didn't you guys knock it out then?

[video]

[paladinlost]

We did. It did not last.

[video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

Huh, why not?

[video]

[paladinlost]

Because two of the nurses have taken pity on him, and keep healing him when they have the time.

Re: [video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

.....You can't be serious.

[He's one of the people that tend to exploit the Joys. But they can't possibly be that gullible and soft-hearted]

[video]

[paladinlost]

I wish I was not, truly.

[Guillible... or interested?]

[video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

Did you explain why you had to knock him out.

[Why does he get the feeling, this is going to get weirder?]

[video]

[paladinlost]

We even showed them the undergarments.

[video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

And they still healed the thing.

[video]

[paladinlost]

They did. Several times.