104th moon [4th walls suck at keeping bats out]

[paladinlost]

[Ahhh, the last weekend of November. As nearly always, every city is invaded by dozens of confused new arrivals, strange Legendaries party like it's 1999, innocent trainers and breeders wake up on the beach or in the middle of the Ice Cave, not-so innocent Rockets do the same, Cecil's house and yard are overtaken by thousands upon thousands of shiny and non-shiny Zubats...

...Wait, what?]

If anyone could help me chase these away before this world returns to normal, it'd be much appreciated!

Comments

[paladinlost]

Magic.

[Said in a completely deadpan manner. It's probably the truth, too, all things considered.]

[dragoon_pride]

Magic. Right, fine. But whose magic?

[He can't help but suspect that there's something behind it, or someone even.]

[paladinlost]

One of the Legendaries', I've no doubt, but I could hardly tell you which one.

[There's too many.]

[dragoon_pride]

Are the legendaries this world’s version of gods, then?

[If they possess that much power it certainly sounds that way.]

[paladinlost]

As far as we can tell. Some have more power than most creatures over the elements, while others have more abstract abilities.

[dragoon_pride]

Do they often war or cause other trouble? Force all of you to fight one another endlessly?

[paladinlost]

Luckily, no. A few attempted to fight each other, but they were controlled by criminals at the time.

[dragoon_pride]

At least the past isn't repeating itself for you, in that case.

[paladinlost]

Thankfully. Every battle I participate in is of my own volition, and most end with a shared drink or meal. I can appreciate that.

[dragoon_pride]

That’s a surprisingly civilized way to end a battle. I suppose the stakes aren’t nearly the same as the gods’ conflict. Who are you fighting against? Other nations here?

[paladinlost]

Trainers who wish to test their team's strength, mostly. And sometimes criminals, but those rarely deserve my time once I've won.

[dragoon_pride]

I'm sure you undoubtedly put those criminals in their place.

[paladinlost]

More often than not, yes. But one once escaped while I was distracted by angry garbage.

[dragoon_pride]

...What?

[Just really. What?]

[paladinlost]

I've witnessed many evil plans throughout my life, but that was the messiest by far.

[dragoon_pride]

How did that even… happen?

[paladinlost]

They had machines that could transform commonplace garbage into existing Poison-type species. Many machines.

[dragoon_pride]

Machines truly are capable of the most horrifying things… it sounds like something Dr. Lugae might have constructed.

[paladinlost]

Surely Rubicante would have burned them down on sight, if Lugae had had the same idea. He had standards.

[dragoon_pride]

Knowing Rubicante, he certainly would have, I don't doubt that for a moment.

[paladinlost]

I miss facing chivalrous enemies. Between the garbage and the exploding snowflakes...

[dragoon_pride]

When they’re things like that, I can hardly blame you. You need more worthy opponents.

[paladinlost]

True warriors, instead of petty criminals. But that's not the sort of villainy this world encourages.

[dragoon_pride]

Then that ought to change somehow.

[paladinlost]

I'd prefer it if no villany was encouraged at all.