69th moon [...seriously, this is like the fifth time or something]

[paladinlost]

[This would technically be a video, if there was enough light to actually see something. Cecil sounds resigned to his fate, if anything.]

I need a list of every single cave in Johto and Kanto that is not the Ice Cave, as I have to figure out where I am. The local Pokémon look strong, but- EEEEYAARGH!

[...Guess who's on the lowest level of Cerulean Cave and just met Mewtwo?]

Comments

[paladinlost]

[The choice is therefore obvious.]

Was it as good as the others?

[susukodama]

[:)]

Good! Hehehehehe! Good! Good! Good!

[paladinlost]

I'm glad. A sudden drop in quality would be shameful.

[susukodama]

Quality! Quality! Hehehehehe! Quality! Quality!

[paladinlost]

Then again, the turkey should not have been out of the bag long enough to go bad.

[susukodama]

Long! Long! Long! Hehehehehe! Long!

[paladinlost]

...Not that I've looked at the time since this insanity started.

[susukodama]

Started! Started! Hehehehehe! Started! Started!

[paladinlost]

In fact, for all I know time is current acting even more strangely than usual.

[susukodama]

Strangely! Strangely! Strangely! Hehehehehe! Strangely!

[paladinlost]

After all, that's exactly what is happening to space itself.

[susukodama]

Space! Space! Hehehehehe! Space! Space!

[paladinlost]

Unless you naturally have the power to transport yourself to other worlds?

[susukodama]

Worlds! Hehehehehe! Worlds! Worlds! Worlds!

[...oh hey, the next fourth wall event was just announced. ^^]

[paladinlost]

...I'll take that as a no.

[Yay! ...That poor machine.]

[susukodama]

That! Hehehehehe! That! That! That!

[Poor thing. It just can't catch a break, can it.]

[paladinlost]

Then again, it could also be a 'Yes, I do so every day!'

[Mistreated, lost, damaged... What did it do to deserve this?]

[susukodama]

Day! Day! Hehehehehe! Day! Day!

[Maybe someday a kindly old Chansey will find it and bring it home and treat it super nicely.]

[paladinlost]

I must admit it's hard for me to tell.

[She'll feed it cookies and milk and tell it bedtime stories.]

[susukodama]

Tell! Tell! Tell! Hehehehehe! Tell!

[...Does the machine eat cookies...?]

[paladinlost]

Of course, after all this time spent with Pokémon I'm quite used to language barriers.

[I don't know, but it sure deserves them.]

[susukodama]

Barriers! Hehehehehe! Barriers! Barriers! Barriers!

[It really does. Maybe the shenanigans can turn the machine into something that can eat them and then it can have some?]

[paladinlost]

Then again, the ability to express displeasure with a Flamethrower is surprisingly effective.

[Arceus' done stranger things before. It could happen.]

[susukodama]

Effective! Effective! Hehehehehe! Effective! Effective!

[This is very true, yes.]

[paladinlost]

...That's not one of your powers, is it?

[Besides, that machine is due some good karma.]