69th moon [...seriously, this is like the fifth time or something]

[paladinlost]

[This would technically be a video, if there was enough light to actually see something. Cecil sounds resigned to his fate, if anything.]

I need a list of every single cave in Johto and Kanto that is not the Ice Cave, as I have to figure out where I am. The local Pokémon look strong, but- EEEEYAARGH!

[...Guess who's on the lowest level of Cerulean Cave and just met Mewtwo?]

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[susukodama]

Eeeeyaargh?

[Oh hi. This guy is now peeking out from behind your leg.]

[paladinlost]

Oh, hello there. I'd offer you a sandwich, but I think we might have to escape this place first.

[Seriously, that Mewtwo is just standing there staring. Creepy.]

[susukodama]

Escape! Escape! Escape! Hehehehehe! Escape!

[...Yeah it's. Not going to be of much help when it comes to that...]

[paladinlost]

[Backing away slooooowly...]

Yes, that's right. Escape.

[susukodama]

Escape...

[The Susukodama knows how to be quiet if it has to. It has just enough intelligence to maybe realize that now might be one of those times where it has to. And so it's just going to roll slowly away next to you, because you surely know what to do.]

[paladinlost]

[Sure, Cecil knows what to do.

What to do involves grabbing the Susukodama and running like hell.]

[dragoon_pride]

[Here's someone who has no idea where he is, either. Kain is in the cave as well, trying to find some way out...]

[paladinlost]

[See, normally Cecil would be very happy to see his BFF. But at the moment...]

Kain. Kain, we need to get out of here now.

[dragoon_pride]

What's wrong, Cecil? What is this place...?

[paladinlost]

Johto. Or Kanto. A cave in Johto or Kanto. A cave in Johto or Kanto that hosts purple psychic cats that radiate hatred. We are not staying to learn more about it.

[dragoon_pride]

...What?

[Yes, he did hear that right, didn't he? Kain glances around warily, a bit tense since things that radiate strong hatred probably are not good for him to be around.]

[chromeless]

[omg this is clearly cerulean cave. colress has his rotom there lighting the path because why is he here]
Fasinating! Perhaps I'll sight the sealed Pokemon... hm?
[ohai cecil
have colress
looking over you and mewtwo
by the dim light of a rotom]

[paladinlost]

...I think our presences might be bothering this Pokémon.

[No, you think, Cecil? I mean, it's just standing there and staring and staring and-]

[chromeless]

Perhaps! It dislikes humans, since humans created it to be a killing machine!
[stop being cheerful]

[paladinlost]

...What completely insane fool decided to give it such a purpose? Surely it'd rather have another hobby?

also um sorry for not working on the revisions, rl happened :<

[spoony_bard]

[Also have Edward! Who's kinda.
Hiding. In the dark. Guess who already sighted Mewtwo and oh god he thought he was in Ecruteak aaaa--]

It's okay, rl is a harsh mistress!

[paladinlost]

[Smart Edward, he always knew you'd outlive them all.]

What do I have that can fight Psychic-types. What do I have that can fight Psychic-types???

I'll probably try again in the new year!

[spoony_bard]

[Edward then speaks up. Quietly. He remembers the book he brought! Sometime.]
Do you have a Dark-type, Cecil?
[probs not gonna work]

Hohohohoho♥

[paladinlost]

I have Edges and Dora, but neither are with me at the- wait, how did all of my pokéballs get in my bag?

[See, this is why Cecil should have looked first instead of assuming.]

[spoony_bard]

[And then! Edward comes out of hiding... a female Frillish clinging to him for dear life.]
Perhaps we should use them to distract... that, as we try and find an exit. If it follows...
[Another shudder. It might have glared at him ultra-strongly, okay? Mewtwo does not like him.]

[pinnedbangs]

[HEY IT'S THAT GUY! And he sounds. . . in need of assistance! Too bad Rin knew he wasn't anywhere near a cave. He could go try to find him though. That said, he's already put together a quick list.]

Hey! Hang in there! [DUDE. NO. STAY WITH HIM.] There's a Dark Cave... uhm. Union Cave?

[paladinlost]

Well, this cave is certainly dark... Do you happen to know if either of those have a population of psychic purple cats?

[pinnedbangs]

[psychic purple cats. . . the pokedex ain't helping him much either.]

One of them says that there's a huge monster dwelling in an underwater lake? [SHIT THAT SOUNDS AWESOME] Nothin' about cats though.

[paladinlost]

That sounds interesting, but it does not quite match the situation... Do you know what sorts of levels one could expect from those caves?

[pinnedbangs]

It is! I should go back and check it out! [Oh wait, but more important matters first...] ...No clue. I only passed through the first level of that cave a while back. Pretty sure they were weak.