Cecil Harvey (
paladinlost) wrote2012-11-24 09:37 am
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69th moon [...seriously, this is like the fifth time or something]
[This would technically be a video, if there was enough light to actually see something. Cecil sounds resigned to his fate, if anything.]
I need a list of every single cave in Johto and Kanto that is not the Ice Cave, as I have to figure out where I am. The local Pokémon look strong, but- EEEEYAARGH!
[...Guess who's on the lowest level of Cerulean Cave and just met Mewtwo?]
I need a list of every single cave in Johto and Kanto that is not the Ice Cave, as I have to figure out where I am. The local Pokémon look strong, but- EEEEYAARGH!
[...Guess who's on the lowest level of Cerulean Cave and just met Mewtwo?]
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[Oh hi. This guy is now peeking out from behind your leg.]
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[Seriously, that Mewtwo is just standing there staring. Creepy.]
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[...Yeah it's. Not going to be of much help when it comes to that...]
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Yes, that's right. Escape.
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[The Susukodama knows how to be quiet if it has to. It has just enough intelligence to maybe realize that now might be one of those times where it has to. And so it's just going to roll slowly away next to you, because you surely know what to do.]
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What to do involves grabbing the Susukodama and running like hell.]
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That... was... no place... for a picnic...
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[...it is so helpful, yes.]
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I have... bread... and turkey and... mustard... in my bag...
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[Searching, searching, searching more...]
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[Ah, there they are. One sandwich, coming up!]
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[bouncing up and down excitedly YAY SANDWICH]
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[See how tasty it looks, mmmmmm~]
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[NOM!]
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[So much enthusiasm here.]
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Would you like another?
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Another! Hehehehehe! Another! Another! Another!
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[Selecting the bread slices carefully...]
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[My, that is one large piece of turkey.]
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Surely! Hehehehehe! Surely! Surely! Surely!
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[He's slathering that mustard pretty thickly, too.]
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[Happy bouncing!]
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[And as a sign to start preparing number three.]
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[Preparing, preparing, preparing happily...]
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Believe! Believe! Hehehehehe! Believe! Believe!
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[And here it is, fresh and tasty!]
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[Nom!!! :D]
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Other?
[...It's a barely sentient dust bunny that picks a word it hears and repeats it. The existence of other kinds of sandwiches has never occurred to it.]
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[Still, for all Cecil knows it might have working... dusty... tastebuds somehow.]
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[A slightly different sandwich is being prepared, this time!]
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[Holding it up for inspection!]
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Good! Good! Hehehehehe! Good! Good!
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I hope your opinion will stay the same after you've tasted it.
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Hehehehehe!!
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[It's already sliced, so preparing the sandwich doesn't take very long.]
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[Sandwich~]
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[NOM! :D]
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[He almost has to wonder where it all goes.]
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Either way, once it's polished off, there is more happy bouncing.]
Long! Long! Hehehehehe! Long! Long!
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...You know, we could make the next one a long sandwich, with enough room for both ham and turkey.
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[Where does that baguette come from? Who knows!]
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Like! Like! Hehehehehe! Like! Like!
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[And another: where did he find all the meat he's putting in it?]
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[Of course, in Johto/Kanto, the question of where any meat comes from in the first place is still a good one...]
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[...They're probably both better off not asking.]
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Anyway, NOM!]
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Well! Hehehehehe! Well! Well! Well!
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[...that's probably as close to a 'yes' as you're going to get here.]
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[For a given value of people.]
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[Sandwiching it up right now!]
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[...so helpful, dustbunny.]
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[:D]
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[Sandwich~]
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[Happy happy bouncing!! ^^]
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[Happy nomming~]
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Truly! Hehehehehe! Truly! Truly! Truly!
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You certainly have an impressive appetite.
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[Guess what he's preparing.]
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Fact! Fact! Hehehehehe! Fact! Fact!
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[And it's right there in his hands, waiting to get eaten.]
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Hehehehehe!
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Sandwich! Hehehehehe! Sandwich! Sandwich! Sandwich!
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I thought so. Shall we go back to turkey and mustard?
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[Pleasant to prepare, too.]
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[Here!]
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[NOM~!]
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[No eating his hand along with it, please.]
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Hehehehehe!
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[One sandwich, coming soon!]
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Thought! Hehehehehe! Thought! Thought! Thought!
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[Certainly very full of mustard, at least.]
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[Sandwich~♥]
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[Sandwich nom~!]
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Tastes! Hehehehehe! Tastes! Tastes! Tastes!
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[Moooore~!]
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[More happy bouncing~ <3]
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[More bread, more turkey, more mustard!]
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[Here it comes!]
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[Nom!]
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Do! Do! Do! Do! Hehehehehe!
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Meal! Meal! Hehehehehe! Meal! Meal!
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[Well, kind of...]
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[...Definitely counts.]
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[Guess who's preparing a new one?]
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Might! Might! Might! Hehehehehe! Might!
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You seem much more cheery already.
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[Here it is, extra cheesy and extra tasty!]
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[Nom~ :D]
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So possibly, yes.]
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Was it as good as the others?
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Good! Hehehehehe! Good! Good! Good!
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[...oh hey, the next fourth wall event was just announced. ^^]
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[Yay! ...That poor machine.]
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[Poor thing. It just can't catch a break, can it.]
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[Mistreated, lost, damaged... What did it do to deserve this?]
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[Maybe someday a kindly old Chansey will find it and bring it home and treat it super nicely.]
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[She'll feed it cookies and milk and tell it bedtime stories.]
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[...Does the machine eat cookies...?]
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[I don't know, but it sure deserves them.]
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[It really does. Maybe the shenanigans can turn the machine into something that can eat them and then it can have some?]
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[Arceus' done stranger things before. It could happen.]
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[This is very true, yes.]
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[Besides, that machine is due some good karma.]
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[It really is, after everything it's been through.]
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[It's like the mods hate it or something.]
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[Or at least enjoy beating the poor thing up.]
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[How cruel, when it's such a crucial part of the game.]
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[I know :(]
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[Maybe it should go on strike.]
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[Or unleash its wrath upon the unsuspecting world in the form of glitches, apparently. That works too.]
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[...That works, too.]
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Kain. Kain, we need to get out of here now.
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[Yes, he did hear that right, didn't he? Kain glances around warily, a bit tense since things that radiate strong hatred probably are not good for him to be around.]
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[And off Cecil goes! ...With no particular plan other than 'away'.]
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[Kain knows better than to question Cecil's sense of urgency. At least he isn't noticing anything mentally amiss, always a good sign. He hurries to keep up.]
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...I knew I should have tied myself to the bed every night this last week. I knew it.
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That hardly sounds pleasant. Did you not intend to be here either?
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[And then, as if suddenly realizing-]
Though I must say that having the chance to see you is certainly better.
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[Kain sounds almost vaguely amused in his way.]
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[He throws a ball, freeing her.]
Rain Dance, please.
[...And now there's rain everywhere.]
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Ah. I had no idea what capabilities such a creature might have.
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[Not that Cecil is exactly the best at that. IT'S STILL BETTER THAN NOTHING.]
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[Being without his jumping would be the worst fate to him.]
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[A beat.]
A terrible mistake from nature itself.
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Fasinating! Perhaps I'll sight the sealed Pokemon... hm?
[ohai cecil
have colress
looking over you and mewtwo
by the dim light of a rotom]
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[No, you think, Cecil? I mean, it's just standing there and staring and staring and-]
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[stop being cheerful]
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also um sorry for not working on the revisions, rl happened :<
Hiding. In the dark. Guess who already sighted Mewtwo and oh god he thought he was in Ecruteak aaaa--]
It's okay, rl is a harsh mistress!
What do I have that can fight Psychic-types. What do I have that can fight Psychic-types???
I'll probably try again in the new year!
Do you have a Dark-type, Cecil?
[probs not gonna work]
Hohohohoho♥
[See, this is why Cecil should have looked first instead of assuming.]
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Perhaps we should use them to distract... that, as we try and find an exit. If it follows...
[Another shudder. It might have glared at him ultra-strongly, okay? Mewtwo does not like him.]
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I could hardly do that! Dora would rip all the innocent Pokémon she'd meet on her way out apart.
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That may be true... but are we not in danger from that other thing?
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I'd take an unknown furious Pokémon over a Dora that is out for blood any day. ...Perhaps I could send out one of my Bug-types instead?
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Hey! Hang in there! [DUDE. NO. STAY WITH HIM.] There's a Dark Cave... uhm. Union Cave?
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One of them says that there's a huge monster dwelling in an underwater lake? [SHIT THAT SOUNDS AWESOME] Nothin' about cats though.
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