69th moon [...seriously, this is like the fifth time or something]

[paladinlost]

[This would technically be a video, if there was enough light to actually see something. Cecil sounds resigned to his fate, if anything.]

I need a list of every single cave in Johto and Kanto that is not the Ice Cave, as I have to figure out where I am. The local Pokémon look strong, but- EEEEYAARGH!

[...Guess who's on the lowest level of Cerulean Cave and just met Mewtwo?]

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[paladinlost]

...I'll take that as a no.

[Yay! ...That poor machine.]

[susukodama]

That! Hehehehehe! That! That! That!

[Poor thing. It just can't catch a break, can it.]

[paladinlost]

Then again, it could also be a 'Yes, I do so every day!'

[Mistreated, lost, damaged... What did it do to deserve this?]

[susukodama]

Day! Day! Hehehehehe! Day! Day!

[Maybe someday a kindly old Chansey will find it and bring it home and treat it super nicely.]

[paladinlost]

I must admit it's hard for me to tell.

[She'll feed it cookies and milk and tell it bedtime stories.]

[susukodama]

Tell! Tell! Tell! Hehehehehe! Tell!

[...Does the machine eat cookies...?]

[paladinlost]

Of course, after all this time spent with Pokémon I'm quite used to language barriers.

[I don't know, but it sure deserves them.]

[susukodama]

Barriers! Hehehehehe! Barriers! Barriers! Barriers!

[It really does. Maybe the shenanigans can turn the machine into something that can eat them and then it can have some?]

[paladinlost]

Then again, the ability to express displeasure with a Flamethrower is surprisingly effective.

[Arceus' done stranger things before. It could happen.]

[susukodama]

Effective! Effective! Hehehehehe! Effective! Effective!

[This is very true, yes.]

[paladinlost]

...That's not one of your powers, is it?

[Besides, that machine is due some good karma.]

[susukodama]

Powers! Powers! Hehehehehe! Powers! Powers!

[It really is, after everything it's been through.]

[paladinlost]

I'm... strongly hoping that's a no.

[It's like the mods hate it or something.]

[susukodama]

That's! Hehehehehe! That's! That's! That's!

[Or at least enjoy beating the poor thing up.]

[paladinlost]

After all, surely you'd have shown it off by now...

[How cruel, when it's such a crucial part of the game.]

[susukodama]

Shown! Shown! Hehehehehe! Shown! Shown!

[I know :(]

[paladinlost]

If only against that... whatever the purple Pokémon was.

[Maybe it should go on strike.]

[susukodama]

Purple! Hehehehehe! Purple! Purple! Purple!

[Or unleash its wrath upon the unsuspecting world in the form of glitches, apparently. That works too.]

[paladinlost]

Hopefully it'll not come after us.

[...That works, too.]

[susukodama]

After! After! After! Hehehehehe! After!

[paladinlost]

Let's not say that too loudly, please.