44th moon [video/action]

[paladinlost]

[Today's backdrop is the Goldenrod Pokémon Center's kitchen. The cameramon would be Noelle the Blissey, considering the soft Bliss, bliss that can be heard. And the foreground?

An omelet. One large enough to feed a whole castle, with cheese and mushrooms and sausage bits. You could practically smell it through the screen.]

It'll not cook faster if you make a video of it, you know.

[The cook arrives, looking tired but much better than he did last time he posted. And this time he apparently doesn't mind the feed.]

How many people here come from worlds with inhabited moons? From what I've heard, we are in the minority.

[He pauses to study the color of the meal.]

If anyone is hungry, come to the Pokémon Center. We have more than enough to share.

[Free food! Who could ask for more?]

Comments

[Video]

[paladinlost]

...There were quite a few steps inside the castle, but none of them were particularly big. This must be a difference between our worlds.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Ah, not ALL of the steps here are really big. We got a lot of normal-sized steps, too.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

...I certainly hope so, for the sake of those who lack mobility.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

We got ramps by the dozen, too. And elevators or escalators.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

Which means you come from a technologically advanced world, then.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Nah, nothin' like that.

We don't even have hoverboards yet.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

Hoverboards? Why would you need boards that hover?

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

So you can ride on top of 'em.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

That sounds extremely impractical, if you ask me.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Really? How come?

[Video]

[paladinlost]

A board would be too flimsy to hold a person's weight, and any speed faster that walking would be enough to throw anyone off.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

That's probably what people thought about surfboards, though. An' they worked out just fine.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with surfboards or their purpose.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, they catch waves. An' they always stick their arms out like-

[She sticks her arms out straight to the sides, looking not at all like a surfer.]

[Video]

[paladinlost]

...I see.

[No, he doesn't.]

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

It's kinda cool, but you gotta have real good balance or you'll get eaten by sharks.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

...I prefer my transportation shark-free, thank you.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

If life gives you shark, make shark-fin soup!

[Video]

[paladinlost]

I doubt you could prepare soup as it attacks you.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you'd have to knock out the shark first.

I guess it'd be easier if life gave you sharks an' a big hammer.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

I've always prefered swords to hammers, actually.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

... ARE swords good against sharks, though?

[Video]

[paladinlost]

...It'd depend on its elemental properties, I think.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

...

Aren't swords all kinda like steel-types?

[Video]

[paladinlost]

I've had burning swords, freezing swords, swords that petrify, swords that drain energy...