paladinlost | 44th moon [video/action]

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44th moon [video/action]

[Today's backdrop is the Goldenrod Pokémon Center's kitchen. The cameramon would be Noelle the Blissey, considering the soft Bliss, bliss that can be heard. And the foreground?

An omelet. One large enough to feed a whole castle, with cheese and mushrooms and sausage bits. You could practically smell it through the screen.]

It'll not cook faster if you make a video of it, you know.

[The cook arrives, looking tired but much better than he did last time he posted. And this time he apparently doesn't mind the feed.]

How many people here come from worlds with inhabited moons? From what I've heard, we are in the minority.

[He pauses to study the color of the meal.]

If anyone is hungry, come to the Pokémon Center. We have more than enough to share.

[Free food! Who could ask for more?]

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For the same reason some in my world are frightened of birds, hedgehogs or large tree stumps: monsters that resemble them.

T... tree stump monsters?

Mostly found near Troia, due to all the forests in that region.

What do they even DO?

Assault helpless travellers and eat them, of course.

THEY HAVE TEETH, TOO!?

Sharp bark, at least.

I think your world's monsters would give this world's monsters a run for their money.

Aiming to kill should give them the advantage.

Yeah, probably. It'd be real convenient if the 'fainting' thing worked through all worlds.

Too convenient. What would normal wild monsters eat?

Whatever Pokemon here eat.

Like... berries. Or bugs.

...There is none of that on the moon.

I think I know what you gotta do now.

...Dare I ask?

Give the moon bugs an' berries.

It has no soil for the plants and no plants for the bugs. The monsters mostly eat each other and hummingways.

Maybe if you dumped soil onto th' moon first, and THEN planted the berries...

That'd take quite a lot of soil. The moon is not as large as the planet, but it is large still.

Maybe if you could subcontract with some of the more green-thumb-esque monsters...

...Would that be the gray coeurls, or the black flans?

I dunno... what're they both like?

A gray feline that likes to kill people and a mound of black jelly that likes to kill people.

...

That's a tough choice.

Neither would be very open to a partnership, I believe.

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