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44th moon [video/action]

[Today's backdrop is the Goldenrod Pokémon Center's kitchen. The cameramon would be Noelle the Blissey, considering the soft Bliss, bliss that can be heard. And the foreground?

An omelet. One large enough to feed a whole castle, with cheese and mushrooms and sausage bits. You could practically smell it through the screen.]

It'll not cook faster if you make a video of it, you know.

[The cook arrives, looking tired but much better than he did last time he posted. And this time he apparently doesn't mind the feed.]

How many people here come from worlds with inhabited moons? From what I've heard, we are in the minority.

[He pauses to study the color of the meal.]

If anyone is hungry, come to the Pokémon Center. We have more than enough to share.

[Free food! Who could ask for more?]

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Coal leaves a mess, right? An' vacuum cleaners are supposed to clean up messes.

You'd end up with more mess than you started out with, I think.

...Which leaves only oil, and Damcyan has better things to do with its reserves than frightening monsters away.

If only someone could invent a magic fuelless vacuum cleaner or somethin'.

It'd take wind-elemental magic, at the very least, but Tornado would be much too powerful...

Edited 2011-11-29 14:05 (UTC)

Tornado vacuum!?

You could suck up ANYTHIN' with one of those things!

Including your children and pets.

AND the dragon.

Tornado spells cannot kill, only harm. We'd be left with an angry dragon.

But it'd be stuck in the vacuum cleaner's bag, tho'.

...The bag would undoubtedly have to be custom-made, too.

... I think this is how legendary weapons get created.

I doubt it. Those are always found on the moon.

On the MOON!?

Mostly the Lunarians' moon, though the one that recently appeared also held interesting blades.

You really DO have th' coolest moon ever...!

They both cause more trouble than they're worth, actually.

... yeah, moons really mess with the tides and all, huh.

They can fall and host terrible monsters, too.

Oh...

Th' moon back home doesn't do that for us.

You should consider yourself quite lucky, then.

It must be real tough.

I mean, you can't even do a moon landin' without gettin' attacked, right?

They usually are kind enough to wait until we've taken a few steps.

Whoa... that's super-considerate of them.

...Or perhaps the ones that are close enough to attack directly are crushed by the ship.

Yeah, but they've gotta be able to swarm your ship right after you guys land, too.

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