44th moon [video/action]

[paladinlost]

[Today's backdrop is the Goldenrod Pokémon Center's kitchen. The cameramon would be Noelle the Blissey, considering the soft Bliss, bliss that can be heard. And the foreground?

An omelet. One large enough to feed a whole castle, with cheese and mushrooms and sausage bits. You could practically smell it through the screen.]

It'll not cook faster if you make a video of it, you know.

[The cook arrives, looking tired but much better than he did last time he posted. And this time he apparently doesn't mind the feed.]

How many people here come from worlds with inhabited moons? From what I've heard, we are in the minority.

[He pauses to study the color of the meal.]

If anyone is hungry, come to the Pokémon Center. We have more than enough to share.

[Free food! Who could ask for more?]

Comments

[video]

[paladinlost]

Would people truly want to watch that?

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Millions of viewers who're huge fans of the series say 'yes,' I think.

[video]

[paladinlost]

...Some worlds have very strange pasttimes.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me.

How 'bout yours? Any movies 'bout hairy pots?

[video]

[paladinlost]

We have no movies. I first saw one when I arrived here.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

You can travel to th' moon, but you don't have movies...?

[video]

[paladinlost]

Each world has its own priorities.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

... yeah, that makes sense.

If you got monsters flyin' down from the moon, you'd probably want to look for ways to stop 'em at the source.

[video]

[paladinlost]

Even that technology is extremely rare, in fact.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll all get better at it in time.

Then you could have paid vacations to the moon an' things like that.

[video]

[paladinlost]

...We'd need paid vacations, first.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

...

Your world sounds like a real scary place to be.

[video]

[paladinlost]

It can be. But I still love it.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Yeah... well, home's home no matter which way you cut it, huh.

[video]

[paladinlost]

It's certainly first in my heart, monsters included.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Same here. Just... without monsters an' with more sea slugs.

[video]

[paladinlost]

Not monstruous sea slugs, then?

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

...

I still believe.

[video]

[paladinlost]

...Everyone has their phobias.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone be scared of sea slugs?

[video]

[paladinlost]

For the same reason some in my world are frightened of birds, hedgehogs or large tree stumps: monsters that resemble them.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

T... tree stump monsters?

[video]

[paladinlost]

Mostly found near Troia, due to all the forests in that region.

[video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

What do they even DO?

[video]

[paladinlost]

Assault helpless travellers and eat them, of course.