paladinlost: (murderous)
Cecil Harvey ([personal profile] paladinlost) wrote2015-07-14 05:41 pm

101st moon [video]

Ladies, gentlemen and Pokémon, this is a Public Service Announcement.

[The video shows a group of extremely nervous Pokémon. That is probably for the best, as Cecil sounds coldly furious and the sight of his face would surely not be pretty.]

As many of you know, weather moves are both learned naturally by multiple species and available as TMs at either Department Store. They have the power to set up dozens of interesting battle strategies, or to facilitate or impair travel in a pinch.

They also have the power to kill innocent plants.

[The Pokégear abruptly turns towards a vegetable garden. ...Or at least, it must have been a vegetable garden once. Right now, it's a crispy, soggy, sandy, frozen mess of murdered tomatoes and destroyed cucumbers.]

Please teach your Pokémon and teammates that certain moves should not be practiced in urban environments. Please repeat that rule to them every day, even when they should already know it. Otherwise, you might have to deal with ruined landscaping, wasted gardening hours, and over twenty Pokémon who will be grounded for the rest of their natural lives.

[Anyone still listening can practically hear said Pokémon whimper; Cecil certainly sounds angry enough to warrant it.

...But suddenly, all that fury disappears, leaving behind a paladin who sounds almost normal. Almost.]

That was our Public Service Announcement for the day. Do be careful while training, everyone, and remember that even the weakest attack can cause extensive damage to your surroundings.

[His team won't forget that in a hurry.]
scratchitti: (Pondering)

video;

[personal profile] scratchitti 2015-07-15 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Neku winces, then thinks]

I could've sworn there are some pokemon that can revive plants, if that might help?
awesmazings: (☼ let the alters shine)

[video]

[personal profile] awesmazings 2015-07-15 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww man...I'm sure they didn't mean it! I mean, back home my dog used to mess up my stuff all the time, and he didn't even have powers to do it with...

[He can understand being angry, at least, but putting the poor things on the Network seems a little harsh in his opinion.]
solas_ion: (no cure for the son of deichtire)

[video]

[personal profile] solas_ion 2015-07-15 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Rough day, huh?
no_ufo_ending: (no go home space robot)

[video]

[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2015-07-15 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh....oh wow.]

Don't you think grounding them forever is a little harsh?
Edited 2015-07-15 22:55 (UTC)
tearsofademon: (see there)

[Video]

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2015-07-16 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[have a sympathetic wince]

All the weather moves in one place, huh?
garbagechild: this is a suicide pact. these kids are comin out here and killin 'emselves all over my woods! (oh no... i know what this is.)

[Video]

[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-17 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh wow. What is THIS mess on his screen?]

[Wrath doesn't know much about weather moves, nor does he know much about gardening, but he can use his CONTEXT CLUES to figure out that somehow the Pokemon destroyed this dude's plants. That's rough, buddy.]

[But... wait a minute. What was that about 'grounded'?]


.... You're gonna bury your Pokemon?!!
crouching_sin: (i didn't have a clue)

[Video]

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2015-07-17 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. I see. I'll keep that in mind, though gardening is... not my strong suit.

[Not anymore, at least.]
fairy_tale_trainer: (chibi)

[personal profile] fairy_tale_trainer 2015-07-19 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, someone seems to have had some fun. [She gives a sheepish smile at that.]

You have more than twenty pokèmon?
ladywithnovoice: (sassybird - scoogle) (We all know badassery is carried)

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[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2015-07-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yikes.

So, what's the terms of being grounded?