Cecil Harvey (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
paladinlost) wrote2015-07-14 05:41 pm
paladinlost) wrote2015-07-14 05:41 pm
101st moon [video]
Ladies, gentlemen and Pokémon, this is a Public Service Announcement.
[The video shows a group of extremely nervous Pokémon. That is probably for the best, as Cecil sounds coldly furious and the sight of his face would surely not be pretty.]
As many of you know, weather moves are both learned naturally by multiple species and available as TMs at either Department Store. They have the power to set up dozens of interesting battle strategies, or to facilitate or impair travel in a pinch.
They also have the power to kill innocent plants.
[The Pokégear abruptly turns towards a vegetable garden. ...Or at least, it must have been a vegetable garden once. Right now, it's a crispy, soggy, sandy, frozen mess of murdered tomatoes and destroyed cucumbers.]
Please teach your Pokémon and teammates that certain moves should not be practiced in urban environments. Please repeat that rule to them every day, even when they should already know it. Otherwise, you might have to deal with ruined landscaping, wasted gardening hours, and over twenty Pokémon who will be grounded for the rest of their natural lives.
[Anyone still listening can practically hear said Pokémon whimper; Cecil certainly sounds angry enough to warrant it.
...But suddenly, all that fury disappears, leaving behind a paladin who sounds almost normal. Almost.]
That was our Public Service Announcement for the day. Do be careful while training, everyone, and remember that even the weakest attack can cause extensive damage to your surroundings.
[His team won't forget that in a hurry.]
[The video shows a group of extremely nervous Pokémon. That is probably for the best, as Cecil sounds coldly furious and the sight of his face would surely not be pretty.]
As many of you know, weather moves are both learned naturally by multiple species and available as TMs at either Department Store. They have the power to set up dozens of interesting battle strategies, or to facilitate or impair travel in a pinch.
They also have the power to kill innocent plants.
[The Pokégear abruptly turns towards a vegetable garden. ...Or at least, it must have been a vegetable garden once. Right now, it's a crispy, soggy, sandy, frozen mess of murdered tomatoes and destroyed cucumbers.]
Please teach your Pokémon and teammates that certain moves should not be practiced in urban environments. Please repeat that rule to them every day, even when they should already know it. Otherwise, you might have to deal with ruined landscaping, wasted gardening hours, and over twenty Pokémon who will be grounded for the rest of their natural lives.
[Anyone still listening can practically hear said Pokémon whimper; Cecil certainly sounds angry enough to warrant it.
...But suddenly, all that fury disappears, leaving behind a paladin who sounds almost normal. Almost.]
That was our Public Service Announcement for the day. Do be careful while training, everyone, and remember that even the weakest attack can cause extensive damage to your surroundings.
[His team won't forget that in a hurry.]
[Video]
Mm, he seemed PRETTY scared.
So he must not have known.
I hope he's okay.
[Video]
...No, seriously, screw that guy and his hatred speeches.]
If he was well enough to share his... knowledge with you, he must still be safe.