86th moon [They are walls, and there were four of them once.]

[paladinlost]

[Question: What is worse than awakening deep within an unknown cave with no idea how you got there, again?

Answer: Awakening deep within an unknown cave with no Pokémon, no supplies, no Pokégear and no way to obtain any of those, of course.

In other words, Cecil would greatly appreciate some company and help right now. Preferably before those Zubats manage to eat him.]

Comments

[susukodama]

Hehehehehe!

[Guess who! :D

It's sitting inside what looks suspiciously like a metal helmet.]

[paladinlost]

[My, what a surprise!

...Actually, considering the whole mysterious crate and helmet part of it...]

Hello again. How did you find yourself in this cave?

[susukodama]

Find! Find! Find! Hehehehehe! Find!

[...yeah it's about as helpful as ever]

[paladinlost]

...Shall we say 'biyearly unexplained visitings' and leave it at that?

[susukodama]

Visitings! Hehehehehe! Visitings! Visitings! Visitings!

[paladinlost]

Exactly. Though I cannot quite host you properly in these conditions...

[susukodama]

Conditions! Conditions! Hehehehehe! Conditions! Conditions!

[It hops out of the helmet and pushes it toward you.]

[paladinlost]

Well, we'll simply have to make the best of it.

[Oh joy, a helmet! ...Probably not his size, but he'll still take it.]

[susukodama]

Best! Hehehehehe! Best! Best! Best!

[paladinlost]

...Merely avoiding most of the local Zubats should help us achieve that.

[susukodama]

Help! Hehehehehe! Help! Help! Help!

[paladinlost]

Then again, that's much harder than it might sound.

[susukodama]

Sound! Sound! Hehehehehe! Sound! Sound!

[paladinlost]

Yes, well-

[How appropriate, considering that all that sound was enough to trigger another run of Zubat bombings.]

[susukodama]

Well!

[...yeah it's just going to hide under the crate. But at least it's leaving the helmet for you?]

[paladinlost]

[At least he can protect his head!

...Or not, because it's too small.]

[susukodama]

[:(

...Maybe you can use it as a fist weapon or something? Bash the Zubats with it?]

[paladinlost]

[He can throw it!

It doesn't hit the one he was aiming for, but there's so many that one gets knocked out anyway.]

[susukodama]

[Go Cecil! :D]

[paladinlost]

[Of course, that just makes the others angrier. Looks like he'll have to punch his way out.]

[susukodama]

[The Susukodama will help by...

...um...

...maybe it can manage to bounce into an intricate enough position to trap one of the Zubats under the crate? I mean, it has no limbs, but...]

[paladinlost]

[On the one hand, Cecil would love to see that.

On the other hand, the Zubats would get a few hits in while he stares. Unless they'd be staring too?]

[susukodama]

[It would be a pretty impressive feat, if the dust bunny pulled it off...]

[paladinlost]

[If only he had his Pokégear to get that on video...]

[susukodama]

[Even if he did, it would just be erased afterward, because fourth wall. :(]