86th moon [They are walls, and there were four of them once.]

[paladinlost]

[Question: What is worse than awakening deep within an unknown cave with no idea how you got there, again?

Answer: Awakening deep within an unknown cave with no Pokémon, no supplies, no Pokégear and no way to obtain any of those, of course.

In other words, Cecil would greatly appreciate some company and help right now. Preferably before those Zubats manage to eat him.]

Comments

[paladinlost]

...Merely avoiding most of the local Zubats should help us achieve that.

[susukodama]

Help! Hehehehehe! Help! Help! Help!

[paladinlost]

Then again, that's much harder than it might sound.

[susukodama]

Sound! Sound! Hehehehehe! Sound! Sound!

[paladinlost]

Yes, well-

[How appropriate, considering that all that sound was enough to trigger another run of Zubat bombings.]

[susukodama]

Well!

[...yeah it's just going to hide under the crate. But at least it's leaving the helmet for you?]

[paladinlost]

[At least he can protect his head!

...Or not, because it's too small.]

[susukodama]

[:(

...Maybe you can use it as a fist weapon or something? Bash the Zubats with it?]

[paladinlost]

[He can throw it!

It doesn't hit the one he was aiming for, but there's so many that one gets knocked out anyway.]

[susukodama]

[Go Cecil! :D]

[paladinlost]

[Of course, that just makes the others angrier. Looks like he'll have to punch his way out.]

[susukodama]

[The Susukodama will help by...

...um...

...maybe it can manage to bounce into an intricate enough position to trap one of the Zubats under the crate? I mean, it has no limbs, but...]

[paladinlost]

[On the one hand, Cecil would love to see that.

On the other hand, the Zubats would get a few hits in while he stares. Unless they'd be staring too?]

[susukodama]

[It would be a pretty impressive feat, if the dust bunny pulled it off...]

[paladinlost]

[If only he had his Pokégear to get that on video...]

[susukodama]

[Even if he did, it would just be erased afterward, because fourth wall. :(]

[paladinlost]

[The video would disappear, but not everyone's wonder and admiration!]

[susukodama]

[True...]

[paladinlost]

[The story would be shared with all newcomers! Even among the locals, it would become a legend!]

[susukodama]

[If nothing else, Cecil might possibly remember?]

[paladinlost]

[...He might, if the starvation he'll suffer for the next few weeks doesn't wipe it out of his mind.]

[susukodama]

[Poor Cecil...]

[paladinlost]

[Hey, a yearly dose of suffering is healthy! And this time he's not burning.]

[susukodama]

[Just being attacked by a swarm of Zubats.]

[paladinlost]

[Which is just like home! Except without the sexy vampire ladies.]