68th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[Today, Cecil's Pokégear offers a lovely closeup of a staring Hydreigon. Complete with regular menacing growls and extremely rare blinking.

For two straight hours.

How did Dora get it working with two heads for hands? Who knows! Enjoy the staring contest~]

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[islandshore]

[There's another Hydreigon peering into the camera, but he... isn't snarling. No, he's just whimpering a little.]

Why're you doing that?

It's creepy.

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[paladinlost]

[That such a comment comes from one of her own species gets something like a smirk out of her.]

Is it? Good. Their faces are funny when they're scared.

[And she goes back to staring. Wouldn't want to lose that perfect expression.]

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[ghostytrainer]

[Ooo oo! Staring contest? That sounds fun! Here Casey wants to try.]

[She gives the Hydregion her widest bunny-eyed stare, saying nothing and defying all expectations by sitting completely still. She will so totally win this.]

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[islandshore]

You're just as bad as Phantom.

[He frowns, looking over his shoulder as if he expects that Haunter to come bursting into the room.

And... nope.]

What's so fun about scaring people?

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[paladinlost]

Ha! I knew there were others out there who know how to appreciate good fear! We're way too outnumbered over here.

[She sounds almost disappointed with her limited number of kindred spirits in the team.]

It gets a strong reaction out of them! Then they know they're overpowered, and they do what you say!

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[paladinlost]

[...What. What is this. Why is that Lopunny staring back instead of running away screaming?

The growls are getting louder by the second.]

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[ghostytrainer]

[Because she has next to no idea how to be intimidated or scared. Obviously this dragon is just a grouchy customer, like some of her "siblings."]

[She only intensifies her stare as time crawls on. Which was a bad idea, because after a couple of minutes her eyes are starting to water. But she will not be deterred!!!]

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[paladinlost]

[Tears, finally! But not ones caused by fear, dammit. ...Okay, this will obviously take more effort.]

Tremble in fear, foolish creature! Were it not for the distance between us, your life would be forfeit!

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[dreamsofahero]

*at first, the video doesn't show much, just what might be the side of a Riolu's head, the feed picking up the sound of a pokemon apparently telling another to hey come look at this. Then the image blurs for a moment as the 'gear is moved, finally focusing in on an Axew staring intently at the screen.

And staring.

And staring.

......it is a very serious stare. :|*

[Video] 1/4 I'm so sorry....

[isthedeadcat]

2/4

[isthedeadcat]

3/4

[isthedeadcat]

4/4 okay done here.

[isthedeadcat]

[This... Could go on forever.]

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[islandshore]

Well, you're not bossing me around.

[Huff. He might be more timid than the rest of his species, but he's not a doormat!]

Besides, Pokémon only bully others because they're insecure.

[That's what Cleaver says, anyway.]

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[paladinlost]

Insecure? Why would I be insecure?

[She genuinely sounds confused.]

If I find my battle capacities lacking, my trainer is more than happy to help me compensate for it with new attacks and training. Most of the others here are boring, but if I need their help they'll offer it. I have nothing to be insecure about.

[She just likes the screams of pitiful mortals, that's all.]

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[paladinlost]

[Ah, a serious challenger! Dora stares back, radiating an aura of Doom and Pain and Suffering and Not Going To Lose To A Puny Axew.]

Don't be this is beautiful.

[paladinlost]

[Oh, ew, a Ditto. Big sis Rosie always warns her about those.]

Have you nothing better to do than smile, worthless replacement for a proper mate?

1/2 ooohh buurn xD

[isthedeadcat]

2/2 but then...

[isthedeadcat]

[Ennis would get buttblobpinched for that, as Lion takes manners very seriously, so.....]

It's bad manners to call others worthless.

[Ennis is totally above petty insults okay.]

video shhh I'm on a hiatus...

[mimicofthewind]

[ Welp, there is Bartz's Hydreigon, Catoblepas staring too.

Probably with some derp face too. Because everything that is trained by Bartz has a derp moment. Or two. Or three.

Or a ditto with a hat. ]

[paladinlost]

Well you are! Mates are supposed to help strengthen your future children, not leave them with no good attacks to their names!

[Think of the children!]

Tsk tsk.

[paladinlost]

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaare.

...Possibly with some disgust mixed in, because Hydreigons are strong, proud creatures and no derp should be allowed.

......Staaaaaaaaaaaare and growl.]

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[no_ufo_ending]

_{[ 8I.....8I.....8I....]}

S'up dinosaur.

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[dreamsofahero]

*Warden is just staring back. With the most serious stare ever. The tusks definitely help with the lineface effect here :|*

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[paladinlost]

[Ooooh, potential! A future terror in the making, with the ability to someday make the masses cry! Dora would beam with happiness, if she wasn't busy totally winning this contest.]