paladinlost | 11th moon [Whatever, it's 4th wall time]

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11th moon [Whatever, it's 4th wall time]

[So. Cecil woke up thanks to a strange flash of light, only to find an unknown Pokémon in his room. How did he react? Why, by inviting it to a picnic and making as many sandwiches as he could, of course!

Well, actually he blinked, froze, stared, almost shouted, decided against it, reached for his sword, remembered he didn't have his sword, cursed his lack of a sword, realized the monster was still there, stared some more, asked if said monster was hoping to eat him, felt quite relieved when it shook its head, stood up, looked outside, saw all the strange people and Pokémon in the street, decided he was hallucinating, woke his Pokémon up, got dressed, smiled, and finally decided to invite the amused Pokémon to a picnic. But who cares about the details?]

And here we were, wondering what would happen this month. At least the colors are not eye-searing, this time. Would you like another ham and lettuce sandwich, Miss Cresselia?

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With untold riches left in your care and pretty girls feeding you grapes all day?

No!

I don't like grapes.

I suppose the grapes are one of those traditions that can be done away with. Chocolate, then?

Yeah. And cookies and cake.

That sounds nice. Hopefully it won't make you forget all of your friends.

Of course not. You can have cookies and cake too, if you want.

It's good to know that you'll keep a generous heart in the future.

You saved the world, Cecil. It's the least I can do as repayment right?

It's nice to see that my world-saving talents are appreciated. Perhaps next time everyone will count on you.

Hey, I helped the first time, too. . . . Is there gonna be a next time?

...Yes, Palom, there will be a next time.

. . . You don't look too happy.

Well, it can't be that bad! You got rid of all the monsters and stuff, so what is there left to fight?

[Dryly.] More monsters. Bad guys have no originality. [Not mentioning the whole 'Archfiends were brought back' thing.]

No problem, then. We're the strongest fighters in the world by now; I'm sure you guys'll be fine.

You're right. We will be fine. We have no choice but to be.

Any time with the Great Sage Palom on their side is bound to win.

We'll be counting on you, then.

((that said team when I posted it I'm sure >_>))

You should.

((It's always LJ's fault. Always.))

Who wouldn't? You've grown up strong, after all.

The strongest, I bet!

. . . Hey. It's been nice talking to you, Future Cecil, but I think I want to go home now. How do I do that?

Try thinking about returning home as hard as you can. It should work.

[Palom blinks for a moment, then closes his eyes and makes noises vaguely resembling a constipated child.]

. . . . . . . . . . Um.

...Think about going home to push the people you dislike in the pond? It might motivate you.

Palom the Almighty Sage is way too mature for stuff like that.

[His grunting sounds twice as loud now, though.]

Think about your sister? [When all else fails...]

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