99th moon [Another Brick in the 4th Wall]

[paladinlost]

[Every day, many wasteful acts are committed across the world: nearly empty shampoo bottles are thrown away, ice cream bowls are not carefully scraped clean with a spoon, quality cold cuts are not placed between slices of freshly-baked bread, regained magic is not cast...

Cecil Harvey is not a wasteful person.

In fact, he's such an unwasteful person that he spends a large part of the weekend teleporting up to random confused souls, offering them ice cream and sandwiches aplenty, and teleporting away.

All of that with hair that looks like it came out of a shampoo commercial, of course.]

Comments

[paladinlost]

Not even powerful magical creatures are safe from such base desires, yes.

[dragoon_pride]

Is that all it takes, truly... Rydia should have changed her tactics for winning over the Eidolons, then.

[paladinlost]

I doubt her oven is large or efficient enough to feed everyone in the Feymarch. She'd need our help.

[dragoon_pride]

That would be quite a massive task to take on. I for one am glad we fought them instead of baked for them.

[paladinlost]

And here I thought you'd enjoy such a tricky challenge.

[dragoon_pride]

I prefer challenges that require a lance rather than an oven.

[paladinlost]

You could always find a burning lance, and a challenge that involves both.

[dragoon_pride]

Now that certainly would be something. I can even imagine wielding such a thing... I'd be unstoppable against those weak to fire...

[paladinlost]

And a way to grill meat in any situation, no matter how rare the resources.

[dragoon_pride]

That could have been useful more than once during our travels.

[paladinlost]

That usefulness would only have been matched by its danger once returned to a room filled with flammable objects. Though I suppose we could have kept it in the kitchen.

[dragoon_pride]

You see? It would have worked out just fine to have it.