99th moon [Another Brick in the 4th Wall]

[paladinlost]

[Every day, many wasteful acts are committed across the world: nearly empty shampoo bottles are thrown away, ice cream bowls are not carefully scraped clean with a spoon, quality cold cuts are not placed between slices of freshly-baked bread, regained magic is not cast...

Cecil Harvey is not a wasteful person.

In fact, he's such an unwasteful person that he spends a large part of the weekend teleporting up to random confused souls, offering them ice cream and sandwiches aplenty, and teleporting away.

All of that with hair that looks like it came out of a shampoo commercial, of course.]

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[angerpoints]

[Yusuke hums his agreement around a mouthful of sandwich. Damn, this is good stuff. Why can't delicious sandwiches always be a thing when the world shits the bed and crazy bullshit starts happening?]

So, uh - [He swallows.] Is this always how you spend weekends like this?

[BECAUSE IF IT IS, THEN BUDDY, HE IS GONNA MAKE A DELIBERATE EFFORT TO TRACK YOU DOWN NEXT TIME.]

[paladinlost]

Whenever I do not find myself lost within caves or department stores, yes.

[Which is about half the time, so.

Cecil starts eating a sandwich of his own. All that teleporting has left him hungry.]

Sometimes I also find the time to grill meat in my backyard, but Flare ate the last of my beef yesterday.