63rd moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[The bandages wrapped around most of Cecil's body, along with the fact that he's sitting in a hospital bed, are a pretty bad start. That he seems deep in thought only makes it worse.]

Could anyone tell me if the nurses own any Water- or Flying-type Pokémon? Especially ones that can use HMs? Along with how fast they could theoritically go, compared to a Dragonite?

[...Somebody stop him.]

I'd also like to know about alternatives to shoes. Nothing that sticks to the skin, if that's possible.

[Seriously, this cannot possibly end well and he knows it. Somebody stop him.]

I'd appreciate any information you can offer.

Comments

[paladinlost]

I find staying on the same island as a volcano to be too stressful to heal properly.

[Also, there nothing good on TV.]

[bamfsecretary]

....do you require rescuing? I can send a Skarmory with riding saddle.

{She knows this feel, man.}

[paladinlost]

I think I'll be fine. I have a few fliers, along with an accomplice and a Ditto decoy.

[...However, he might require rescuing from the Ditto decoy.]

[bamfsecretary]

A Ditto decoy.

I don't think you've thought this through enough.

{This reads like the weirdest TFLN ever.}

[paladinlost]

I'm not doing the thinking. That's Bartz's plan.

[Expect they're not drunk enough to have an excuse for this.]

[bamfsecretary]

.....you let Bartz come up with a plan.

{She is just. Stunned.}

[paladinlost]

Mine involved fewer decoys and more riding. Besides, I trust him with my life.

[Trusting in his ~*friends*~ is his official role in the party. He can't help it.]

[bamfsecretary]

I like the sound of your plan more than his, to be quite honest.

{This isn't going to end well.}

[paladinlost]

...Considering that my legs are too burned to allow me to walk, i was not such a good plan.

[Definitely not.]

1/2

[bamfsecretary]

................

{JUST. ICONFAISING.}

2/2

[bamfsecretary]

What on earth happened to you?

[paladinlost]

I visited the Cinnabar Volcano, and my stay lasted about five days longer than I'd intended.

[bamfsecretary]

I... see.

At least you're not... outside anymore.

[paladinlost]

At least I'm not on fire anymore, rather.

[bamfsecretary]

Forgive me... But I am rather confused as to how you ended up on fire in the first place.

[paladinlost]

Flamethrower. Six days' worth of Flamethrower. My shoes have been destroyed, along with some of my supplies.

[bamfsecretary]

.....ouch.

{she can't even comprehend that.}

[paladinlost]

I have learned my lesson: always take a level 100 Pokémon along, no matter where you go.

[bamfsecretary]

I think I will do the same from now on. God only knows I've spent enough time inside Pokemon Centers for one lifetime.

[paladinlost]

And be careful where you bring the little ones. Dora's birth and first few days were somewhat traumatic.

[bamfsecretary]

I will make sure to be extra careful on that front.

[paladinlost]

...Dragon-types are resistant to fire, at the very least. Cosmos was not so lucky.

[bamfsecretary]

....I may have to look into getting one of those.

Cosmos is a...?

[paladinlost]

A Lilligant. Grass-type, and a few level beneath to local Pokémon. She did not appreciate our stay.

[bamfsecretary]

...I will make sure that Meret doesn't come along, then.