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97th moon [video]

...After many hours of pondering, I have come to the conclusion that my Pokémon wish to express their displeasure at being excluded from the New Year's festivities.

[He likely got that impression from the large pile of eggs that be seen behind him. The structure looks horrifyingly unstable, and the young shiny Vulpix trying to use it as her playground does not help.]

But they've generously done so in a manner that benefits you all. The eggs cost P1000 each, barring the Caterpies and Magikarps which are half that price. All are likely to hatch knowing at least one or two additional attacks, as Gogo's efforts to court Firaga have left it too busy to participate. I offer swift deliveries, and I can add a handmade egg pillow to any order if you request it. Please do not hesitate to buy as many eggs as you can hold.

[No, seriously, don't hesitate at all.]

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Exactly. The xanthous whirlwind of crimson vengeance.

[Gundam stop.]

And I have no need of your warnings, but I look forward to seeing what secrets have been passed down through its line!

[...Gundam that wasn't a warning.]

So do I. In fact, could you please tell me if it inherited particularly interesting moves once it hatches? I'd like to take note of those for next time.

[Because he has no doubt there will be one.]

Yes, of course. You can expect a proclamation once that knowledge is bestown upon me!

[Yeah, sure he'll tell you, Cecil.]

Excellent. Where would you like me to deliver the egg? My Flying-types can reach any Pokémon Center, and most routes if you can indicate a suitable landmark.

[If the landmark description matches the Pokémon description, though...]

You may send it to this sacred location:

[An address follows via text.]

If you dare.

Have no fear. Mist has made many deliveries, including some during terrible winter storms. No location in this world could possibly scare her off.

[Except perhaps the bedroom where the dogs sleep.]

Impressive feats to be sure, but we shall see whether it can defeat this challenge.

[Gundam it is a delivery to what is probably a normal address, what even is this]

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...Unless the whole building is somehow on fire, I doubt it'll be a problem.

[Cecil you shouldn't have said that.]

You would dare?!

[Sorry, he thought he heard that Cecil would set the building on fire.]

Wha- Of course not! What sort of person would set a building on fire simply to challenge their Pokémon?

[Please share names, so he can avoid those people.]

Who, indeed?

[...okay, that totally wasn't an answer, and was clearly an attempt to save face from that misunderstanding.]

...If I see your name linked to any cases of arson in the future, I swear I'll send my team to recover that poor child.

[That was actually a very serious threat.]

You dare accuse me of such a heinous mundane crime?

[He would never! He mostly just talks an incoherent mess of things at people.]

Might I remind you that you started the accusations, young man?

[He's kinda wondering why 'mundane' was important enough to mention, though.]

[For a moment he's speechless, but then.]

I see now. What a fiendish trap you've set. Clearly, there's more to you than I originally assumed.

[And then after a short pause.]

I look forward to seeing what kind of Pokemon one such as you has raised.

[...But what tra- Oh, never mind. At least the young man has now recovered his manners.]

I've no doubt you'll be satisfied by the results. I've spent much time and effort ensuring that the parents would have plenty of moves to offer to their children, after all.

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[Video] Somewhere suitably impressive, I'm sure.

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