Cecil Harvey (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
paladinlost) wrote2015-01-11 05:13 pm
paladinlost) wrote2015-01-11 05:13 pm
97th moon [video]
...After many hours of pondering, I have come to the conclusion that my Pokémon wish to express their displeasure at being excluded from the New Year's festivities.
[He likely got that impression from the large pile of eggs that be seen behind him. The structure looks horrifyingly unstable, and the young shiny Vulpix trying to use it as her playground does not help.]
But they've generously done so in a manner that benefits you all. The eggs cost P1000 each, barring the Caterpies and Magikarps which are half that price. All are likely to hatch knowing at least one or two additional attacks, as Gogo's efforts to court Firaga have left it too busy to participate. I offer swift deliveries, and I can add a handmade egg pillow to any order if you request it. Please do not hesitate to buy as many eggs as you can hold.
[No, seriously, don't hesitate at all.]
[He likely got that impression from the large pile of eggs that be seen behind him. The structure looks horrifyingly unstable, and the young shiny Vulpix trying to use it as her playground does not help.]
But they've generously done so in a manner that benefits you all. The eggs cost P1000 each, barring the Caterpies and Magikarps which are half that price. All are likely to hatch knowing at least one or two additional attacks, as Gogo's efforts to court Firaga have left it too busy to participate. I offer swift deliveries, and I can add a handmade egg pillow to any order if you request it. Please do not hesitate to buy as many eggs as you can hold.
[No, seriously, don't hesitate at all.]
[Video]
[He's kinda wondering why 'mundane' was important enough to mention, though.]
[Video]
I see now. What a fiendish trap you've set. Clearly, there's more to you than I originally assumed.
[And then after a short pause.]
I look forward to seeing what kind of Pokemon one such as you has raised.
[Video]
I've no doubt you'll be satisfied by the results. I've spent much time and effort ensuring that the parents would have plenty of moves to offer to their children, after all.