Cecil Harvey (
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[This very early morning, Cecil looks positively giddy. Alarmingly giddy, even.]
Look at these beauties! At their craftmanship! At their ornamentation!
[The beauties in question are probably meant to be the pile of Honedges that Cecil is practically shoving at the camera. Seriously, look at them.]
I'd long hoped to find proper weapons in this world someday, but I'd never imagined they'd be sentient! Or so easy to please, for that matter.
[Every single one of them looks oiled and polished already, and that is most certainly a very large and nearly empty box of chocolate on the bench behind them. Never seen a dozen happy swords being spoiled to death before? Well, now you have!]
But I suppose not everyone is lucky enough to see these lovelies for themselves. I can help with that, but if you wish to adopt one, do say so quickly. Otherwise, I might decide to keep them all for myself.
[The idea tempts him. Oh, how it tempts him.]
I'll have to teach any potential adopter proper weapon maintenance first, of course, but I've no doubt everyone here can learn quickly. It's simple, once you know the steps and have practiced a few times! First, you must-
[And that's when one of the ghost blades decides to take pity on the rest of the network, by using its tassel to turn the Pokégear off.]
Look at these beauties! At their craftmanship! At their ornamentation!
[The beauties in question are probably meant to be the pile of Honedges that Cecil is practically shoving at the camera. Seriously, look at them.]
I'd long hoped to find proper weapons in this world someday, but I'd never imagined they'd be sentient! Or so easy to please, for that matter.
[Every single one of them looks oiled and polished already, and that is most certainly a very large and nearly empty box of chocolate on the bench behind them. Never seen a dozen happy swords being spoiled to death before? Well, now you have!]
But I suppose not everyone is lucky enough to see these lovelies for themselves. I can help with that, but if you wish to adopt one, do say so quickly. Otherwise, I might decide to keep them all for myself.
[The idea tempts him. Oh, how it tempts him.]
I'll have to teach any potential adopter proper weapon maintenance first, of course, but I've no doubt everyone here can learn quickly. It's simple, once you know the steps and have practiced a few times! First, you must-
[And that's when one of the ghost blades decides to take pity on the rest of the network, by using its tassel to turn the Pokégear off.]

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See Ramza with his eyes practically glowing, his Flabebe gripping to his cowlick.
But, of course, he's trying to restrain himself.]
I suppose you'd get a lot of requests to adopt one, would you not?
[A lot of lost swordspeople.]
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[He's practically restraining himself from hugging the whole pile, he's that happy.]
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Keyword being, "almost".]
No way. Are those... swords?
[She's awake now, and staring in wonder at the swords.]
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[He'd rather not believe that, though.]
They certainly feel real to the touch, if nothing else. And they don't appear to be shapeshifters trying to entice us.
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Are you certain that's really a good idea....?
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[Cecil, that is probably not what Sion meant.]
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Man, how are these things even supposed to eat? Doesn't look like they've got any mouths.
Still, it's about time we got some real weapons around here. Can't wait to see what the cops think about this.
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I've no idea, but they certainly eat, unless one of my Pokémon snuck in among the group while they were gathering around the box.
[...Thinking about it, he can't even be certain that's not the case.]
Perhaps their status as Pokémon overwrites their status as weapons? If not, and if they decide to take them away, that'll make them no better than Team Rocket.
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I'm interested in one. And I think my travel partner would be interested in one as well.
[It's no Transistor... but it'll do.]
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[That is a very important concern.]
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But, um, if you wouldn't mind, I'd certainly be willing to give one a good home!
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[Dedicated sword fan here, please excuse him.]
Do you believe you'll be able to learn how to maintain it correctly?
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[Swords! Finally! One of his greatest wishes has come true!]
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They're swords! Swords!
[Yes, we can see that.]
I'll take one!
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Only one? Are you certain?
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[because damn if those aren't cool as hell.]
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[Because proper blade maintenance is a thing. An important thing.]
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... well, okay, he's still a little mad. But the sight of those awesome swords perks him up, at least, hence why he's grinning when the 'Gear flickers on from his end.]
Hell yeah I want one! You want anything for it?
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[That would be a crime amongst crimes, a sin amongst sins, an absolutely unforgivable act.]
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What lovelies indeed, monsieur - and it would be remiss on my part to pass up such a generous offer.
Are you expecting anything in return for one? I'm afraid I'm rather new here still and can't offer you much, but...
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[Seriously, that's it. No trading! No paying! Get one free, get more free!]
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Trade you for a frog.
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[That is all the frogginess he needs.]
But I'd still be happy to send you one. Or would you prefer to have two?
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