paladinlost | 89th moon [video]

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89th moon [video]

After many battles against the local Grimer population, I've come to the conclusion that Bloobers are not Poison-types, leaving only sixteen other possibilities.

[Cecil is probably not the only one that has figured that out by now, but he looks quite solemn as he shares that particular bit of information.]

That said, while they are not poisonous, eating their slime is a terrible idea for both humans and Pokémon, including those who can normally eat burnt food without any trouble. It should not be attempted, even on a dare, unless you enjoy messes and unpleasant stomach aches.

[A very Arcanine-like whine can be heard some distance away, followed by an unhappy gurgle.

Cecil drops the Serious PSA face and sighs, shooting a quick glare at the offscreen dog.]

Thus, I need recommendations for air fresheners. Any smell will do, as long as it stays strong for hours. Please.

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Not yet. At this point they're the most likely to know how to cure him, but bringing him there will be problematic.

Do you have a psychic-type who can move him?

I have four. Three.

[Because Fu would try to move him by pushing, and that's no good.]

Or at least, I would if they could withstand the smell.

Not willing to take one for the team, are they?

Can you truly blame them, under these circumstances?

Quite easily. Especially if you're the one putting in the work to clean up by yourself.

I'd also be tempted to escape, if I could still teleport away.

But in that case, who would make sure your home doesn't smell?

...Well, no plan is ever perfect. Surely there are Pokémon species out there with no sense of smell?

Likely. Have you asked around?

Not yet, but I should be able to find the time to look through the Pokédex soon.

And with any luck, you won't have too hard a time getting one once you identify it, hmm?

If none are available at the Breeding Center, I'll cross half of Johto and Kanto without any supplies again if I have to.

Will he still even be sick at that point? Not that I don't admire your determination.

Hopefully not, but at least I'll be prepared if there is a next time.

If there is, you might just want to let one so unintelligent go away anyway.

Certainly not. He's one of the last remaining signs of Miss Kisa's presence in this world, after all.

Then perhaps simply leaving him in the box for a while would suffice?

Perha-

[WHIMPER WHIMPER WHIIIIIIINE, trainer it already hurts so much, how can you even think of doing this to me???

Spoken in frantic Arcaninese from somewhere offscreen, of course.]

...I find myself wondering if he's an adult dog or a large baby, sometimes.

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