89th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

After many battles against the local Grimer population, I've come to the conclusion that Bloobers are not Poison-types, leaving only sixteen other possibilities.

[Cecil is probably not the only one that has figured that out by now, but he looks quite solemn as he shares that particular bit of information.]

That said, while they are not poisonous, eating their slime is a terrible idea for both humans and Pokémon, including those who can normally eat burnt food without any trouble. It should not be attempted, even on a dare, unless you enjoy messes and unpleasant stomach aches.

[A very Arcanine-like whine can be heard some distance away, followed by an unhappy gurgle.

Cecil drops the Serious PSA face and sighs, shooting a quick glare at the offscreen dog.]

Thus, I need recommendations for air fresheners. Any smell will do, as long as it stays strong for hours. Please.

Comments

[paladinlost]

Frankly, freezing to death and dealing with snow in the house sounds more and more like a pleasant option to me. But the neighbors would surely complain.

[no_ufo_ending]

Can't you just put him in his poke'ball?

_{[This is turning into some kind of Arcanine Stank Epidemic here!]}

[paladinlost]

[He considers that option.]

It would stop the situation from worsening, if nothing else... But can ill Pokémon cure themselves over time if they are kept in their balls?

[no_ufo_ending]

I don't know about that, but the Pokemon Center seems to be able to take care of anything. Even people when they're sick. You haven't taken him in yet?

[paladinlost]

Not yet; I was too busy cleaning the house thrice over. Still, I should at least try that option, even if they could not help when Minerva caught a cold...

[no_ufo_ending]

It's weird they couldn't fix that...I've never had any problem with them. But yeah, try that before you buy a hundred thousand candles.

[paladinlost]

It could be that they did not wish to risk infecting others. Hopefully they'll not think the same this time. A quick cure would be ideal, for everyone involved.

[no_ufo_ending]

I just hope it all works out. Good luck!

[paladinlost]

So do I. Thank you for your well-wishes.