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Cecil Harvey ([personal profile] paladinlost) wrote2013-09-18 07:44 pm

83rd moon [video]

[The Gear turns on to offer a side view of Cecil's right forearm mixing something in a bowl. He makes a few pleased noises before deciding to speak.]

A word of advice, for trainers and breeders both old and new.

[He finally moves the Gear so that it faces him, and holy hell what is that mass of purple and pink and blue tentacles moving around behind his back.]

Try to acquire a Tangrowth, a Cradily or an Omastar. They can be trained to give excellent massages, with some patience.

[And with some tolerance for slimy appendages wriggling around like a particularly lively Malboro.]
manfulness: (u talkin' about me?!)

[video]

[personal profile] manfulness 2013-09-22 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...but... Dude, they're tentacles. How the hell does that feel good?