77th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[You know what's a great sight in the morning? Grimers. Over a dozen Grimers, all emerging from a pond, caught on camera from the safety of Cecil's kitchen. They don't look very happy.]

I think they're mounting an attack on the house. Send help.

[Preferably before the smell sticks to his clothes permanently.]

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[tendered]

I can't. He's my superior! If he comes here, I have to hide and pretend that Mayuri's name is something else... or maybe I can use the melting poison type to justify my naming, but I'm sure he'd get upset at me talking about his abilities... [ oh no... ]

[paladinlost]

If that's a problem, you can hide here until he accepts it. Surely he could not stay upset forever.

[tendered]

Well, he's not here right now and no one from my world has showed up in nearly a year, so I think I'll be all right. If he arrives, I'll just have to really work my lying skills, or hiding skills. He's not giving me orders if I can't hear them.... [ she's going to be using the mute function SO much. ]

[paladinlost]

...You could find a Pokémon with the Soundproof ability and use it as a secretary every time he tries to speak to you.

[tendered]

Hehehe!!! That sounds so funny! I might actually try that if he ever shows up, hehe. [ Watch as she ends up with a Whismur. ]

[paladinlost]

You'd never to worry about unreasonable orders again.

[tendered]

Yeah! Besides, I'm sure my Captain Aizen would definitely get upset at some of his orders, like if he wanted to dissect me.

[paladinlost]

...Well, yes, I would hope that such orders would upset your captain.

[tendered]

Well, some of those orders wouldn't really upset some of the other captains, so I'm thankful for that. [ Some captains are kinda callous.... ]

[paladinlost]

Those captains sound like unpleasant people, if they'd accept that so easily.

[Dangerous, too.]

[tendered]

You get all types, I guess. Luckily, for me, my captain is the kindest, purest captain of them all. [ she's so misguided. ]

[paladinlost]

You're quite lucky. Did he choose you, or did you choose him?

[The poor girl.]

[tendered]

A little of both. I wanted to be his lieutenant ever since he rescued me and my friends from a pack of hollows. Ever since then, I'd admired his dedication to making sure students were safe so I wanted to become his lieutenant. I ended up in Squad five and worked hard enough to become one, since he selects the lieutenants anyways.

[paladinlost]

It's not surprising that someone with such excellent work ethics would have excellent taste in lieutenants, too.

[tendered]

Thanks for the compliment! I'm sure you'd make a fine captain back home, if you ever happen to die. [ Momo's version of a compliment can be .... skewed sometimes. ]

[paladinlost]

...I think I'll have plenty of time before that happens.

[tendered]

I hope so. I mean, there's nothing wrong with dying early and going to the afterlife but I noticed a lot of people have a distaste for it until they experience.

[paladinlost]

It does usually mean a swift and unhappy separation from our loved ones.

[tendered]

Yes, but it also means a reunion with those that already departed.

[paladinlost]

...I don't have too many of those, and the ones I do have can often be contacted in other ways.

[tendered]

Contacted in other ways? How? [ A portal to bring the dead to the living sounds... interesting and illegal! Better report this! ]

[paladinlost]

...By greatly needing their support while facing a foe that would destroy the world, mostly.

[tendered]

So you guys can still summon the dead or draw energy from them?! That's really cool!

[paladinlost]

We do not draw energy from them, not exactly. They entrusted us with their strength, and their love for the world.

[tendered]

So, you draw the energy from yourself but they bestowed you with their leftover energy? [ She's not quite getting it. ]