77th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[You know what's a great sight in the morning? Grimers. Over a dozen Grimers, all emerging from a pond, caught on camera from the safety of Cecil's kitchen. They don't look very happy.]

I think they're mounting an attack on the house. Send help.

[Preferably before the smell sticks to his clothes permanently.]

Comments

[riastrad_ridire]

Do me a favor and try not to die.

[paladinlost]

I'll try, but with the smell in the air dying will soon feel like mercy.

[riastrad_ridire]

Yeah, I can't say I envy you for that one.

[paladinlost]

You'd think once was enough. Or that I'd have remembered the Grimer ponds when I moved here. I knew I should have looked for a house in Cerulean instead.

[riastrad_ridire]

The fact that 'Grimer ponds' are a phrase anybody can use describing a city kind of puts up a big flashing 'move your fuckin' city' sign if you ask me.

[paladinlost]

It has a Department Store, the Training Center, the Breeding Centre and is close to Saffron. The benefits outweight the disadvantages.

[...Or so he's been telling himself for the last few hours.]

[riastrad_ridire]

Grimer ponds.

Plural.

As in there's more than one colony of oversized toxic waste monsters.

You could have a street full of hot women giving out free whiskey and even I still wouldn't live there.

[yes he would]

[paladinlost]

[For some reason, Cecil doubts that.]

That's partially my fault. There was one less of those before I decided that my new backyard needed some water.

[riastrad_ridire]

So what, they're just attracted to it?

Remind me to never drink the water in Celadon.

...Actually, just remind me to never go to Celadon ever again.

[paladinlost]

Believe me, I do all my cooking and drinking from water bottles. As long as you do the same, Celadon will be safe to visit.