paladinlost | 75th moon [video]

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75th moon [video]

[Johto, Kanto, today you get an overhead view of a mass of white hair.

Well, no, that's not quite right. You get an overhead view of a mass of white hair that has been previously vomited on by a Skittles factory. Seriously, there are enough beads in there to cover decently an exotic dancer, with colors that clash so much they could blind design students. The worst part? Two Gardevoirs can partially be seen, working on the beads, and they're still adding more.]

How does it look? The girls refuse to let me see the results until they're completely done.

[Break it to him gently, everyone.]

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You sure about that? They look preeetty adamant about you not removing them.

[just saying bro.]

They do know I'll have to wash my hair sooner or later.

[Preferably sooner.]

Well, think of this as practice before you eventually get a daughter or something.

That's a rather unlikely possibility at this point, but some practice cannot hurt, yes.

You never know, anything can happen in a married life, after all.

[SHRUG.]

Such as quintuplets that share a passion for hairdressing, pretty clothes and goblin-hunting?

[That is quite possibly the worst case scenario.]

...Let's hope it doesn't get that bad.

I'd not mind all that much, to be honest.

I'm guessing you're kinda used to a rowdy household?

Of course. I've lived in one for two years and a half, after all.

Must've been nice living with a family.

[He hasn't been in once since he's like. 14.]

It's even nicer than I ever imagined it would be.

Well, you never know what you're missing until you either have it or lost it after all.

[thumbs up.]

It's much nicer to learn by obtaining it, however.

'Course it is. Losing things never is a fun thing to go through after all.

Unless it's applied to colds and debts, but that does not happen often.

Let's not forget loan sharks too.

[...like a kingdom could even be bothered by that.]

Unless you count loan sharks lost in mysterious and suspicious circumstances, but we'd done our best to stop that.

[Loan sharks are citizens, too. ...Supposedly.]

Boy, you sure have a lot of things on your shoulders, huh.

[not that he expects any less of royalty.]

Quite a lot, but taking care of them helps Baron and its people. It's more than worth the effort.

Well, yeah, peace tends to be harder to maintain than conflict after all.

It's not too difficult. We have good relations with every other country both over- and underground, luckily.

...Boy, your world must've been pretty big to even have an underground kingdom.

Technically we have two, if we count the Feymarch. Along with three other smaller settlements, including the Sylphs' Cave.

A spaceship, underground kingdoms, monsters of every sizes... It just gets more interesting the more I hear it, to be honest.