paladinlost | 75th moon [video]

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75th moon [video]

[Johto, Kanto, today you get an overhead view of a mass of white hair.

Well, no, that's not quite right. You get an overhead view of a mass of white hair that has been previously vomited on by a Skittles factory. Seriously, there are enough beads in there to cover decently an exotic dancer, with colors that clash so much they could blind design students. The worst part? Two Gardevoirs can partially be seen, working on the beads, and they're still adding more.]

How does it look? The girls refuse to let me see the results until they're completely done.

[Break it to him gently, everyone.]

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Let's not forget loan sharks too.

[...like a kingdom could even be bothered by that.]

Unless you count loan sharks lost in mysterious and suspicious circumstances, but we'd done our best to stop that.

[Loan sharks are citizens, too. ...Supposedly.]

Boy, you sure have a lot of things on your shoulders, huh.

[not that he expects any less of royalty.]

Quite a lot, but taking care of them helps Baron and its people. It's more than worth the effort.

Well, yeah, peace tends to be harder to maintain than conflict after all.

It's not too difficult. We have good relations with every other country both over- and underground, luckily.

...Boy, your world must've been pretty big to even have an underground kingdom.

Technically we have two, if we count the Feymarch. Along with three other smaller settlements, including the Sylphs' Cave.

A spaceship, underground kingdoms, monsters of every sizes... It just gets more interesting the more I hear it, to be honest.

Truly? In that case, perhaps I should find a way to encourage otherworldly tourism. So should most worlds, if possible.

Thing is, I don't think my world's capable of that kind of technology just yet.

[since it's obvious his world is one without magic.]

...Neither is mine. We'd have to find whatever allows us to be here and copy it, somehow.

Hopefully without things exploding, I presume?

That would be very nice, but with our luck it's powered by Voltorbs.

Don't. Jynx it.

[Get it, Jynx?

yeah that's bad isn't it.]

[Yes it is, but it still gets a laugh out of Cecil.]

I'll try not to.

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