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68th moon [video]

[Today, Cecil's Pokégear offers a lovely closeup of a staring Hydreigon. Complete with regular menacing growls and extremely rare blinking.

For two straight hours.

How did Dora get it working with two heads for hands? Who knows! Enjoy the staring contest~]

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[Have a Feraligatr, staring at the screen. Well now, this might be a challenge--

Except he just... waves happily at you with a smile.

Cause what are staring contests.]

[...Why do she keep getting smiling ones.]

Do you truly believe your attempts to hide your fear suffice, lizard?

[Head-tilt.]

I was supposed to be scared?

[...No, seriously, what does she keep getting into.]

...Yes. Yes, you were.

Oh.

[Confused Feraligatr is confused.]

Sorry?

Don't be. It's not your fault you don't have the mental capacity to recognize what should be your proper reaction.

[If she can't scare him, she can at least insult him.]

[...]

Oh, okay! Good thing I didn't hurt your feelings or anything.

[He smiles, completely missing the point of your insult.

He just didn't get it. Cause he's a little dumb.]

Unlike some, I am strong enough not to allow every small insult to touch me.

[Oh goody, this is like dealing with a less annoying Fu. The fun she could have!]

That's good. Some get too angry too fast, even about the smallest things... [Stepping on someone's toes or accidntally knocking them down weren't really that big of a deal.]

What a shame. You're certainly not worth anyone's anger if you ask me.

Really? That's good, too!

[He's so happy.]

I'm glad you are aware of your position.

Of course!

So why are you staring at this thing anyway?

To strike fear in the hearts of the populace and live off their terror!

[Not that it's working much right now.]

But... why would you want to do that?

Edited 2012-10-27 01:42 (UTC)

The panic in their eyes is beautiful to witness! The screams coming from their throats are music to my ears!

... you're weird.

I am a proper and proud Hydreigon. No more.

All of you like scaring people?

Maybe not all of us, but it should be our duty.

You shouldn't take that as a duty. Happiness is most important.

Edited 2012-10-28 19:47 (UTC)

And my duty brings me happiness.

Oh.

I guess that's okay then.

A smart Pokémon knows how to mix work and fun together.

Yeah! You must be really smart then! [Wide smile.]