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Well, in that case I hope you don't mind that we brought a few refreshments.

*"few" for Sion, at least! though in any case, he doesn't hesitate to step inside at Cecil's invitation*

Why, the leftovers, of course. And perhaps the possibility of a new TM, or a visit to a move tutor, before their next breeding frenzy.

[As he speaks, he leads them inside towards the living room. On one of the couches, a Ledian is snoozing.]

More refreshments are always welcome! I have the feeling they'll be both needed and appreciated.

I see, I see. Maybe I should try that some time... though new moves can be dangerous...

[Ryner can't help but smile a little at the sleeping Ledian, though. Seems someone has the right idea.]

There's always simply training them to behave themselves in the first place, you know.

*Sion not everyone has your sheer charisma....*

It's a practical form of danger, at least, as long as you choose them well. It also works on the lost cases that no training can convince.

[Does Cecil have any of those? Very possibly! But he also has hors d'oeuvres ready to be taken out of the oven, and that's obviously more relevant at the moment.]

I have attracted a couple of those. Hmm...

[Whether Arius and Strato-Viper's issues in particular make up for Ryner's notoriously lax training methods is another question entirely, but it's fine.]

*hors d'oeuvres do sound tasty, though the current conversation is admittedly rather entertaining to Sion, too*

While I suppose there's merit in that, I don't know that there's necessarily any truly 'lost causes' so much as ones who happen to be best served by alternative regimens.

*though really, give Sion enough time and he'd probably win just about anyone over*

Yet what is bribery, if not an alternative regimen? Every Pokémon has its price.

[His oven mitts are moon-patterned. The canapés he's bringing are crescent-shaped. Not even dealing with possession again can ruin his theme.]

I dunno, does Strato-Viper have a price that isn't just Cobra showing back up and taking him back, do you think?

[He mostly ignores the inherited Skarmory's attempts to be a nuisance, but they are noticed...

But anyway, now that it's coming outis when Ryner will finally comment on the food---]

Mmm, those smell great!

I refuse to believe that there are any that are truly incorrigible. Merely extremely difficult.

*he thinks the same thing about people. Whether or not he's right, well, probably depends on one's point of view. But yes, the food does indeed catch his attention!*

They do indeed. And you say you prepared everything yourself?

To be fair, retraining a Pokémon initially raised by that man is very possibly beyond the capacities of most people.

[He still remembers good old Cobra Commander. He wishes he didn't.]

Why, thank you very much. But I can hardly claim all the credit. Noelle and Lightbringer helped greatly, while Rosie kept the others out of the kitchen.

[The most important task of all!]

Ahh, well, when you put it that way, seeing as I'm only average at best when it comes to raising Pokemon, maybe he is a lost cause for me after all...

[This is him trying to give himself a tiny bit of credit and not call himself bad at it. An attempt was made?]

That's good, that they were able to help out like that.

Are you sure you aren't selling your own skills a bit short, there?

*he means both of them*

Knowing your limits is important. Stopping Kayne from torturing wild Pidgey is one thing, trying to undo the damage done over years by a particularly twisted individual is another.

[Has Kayne actually stopped torturing Pidgey? Perhaps, or perhaps not.]

Still, I find that introducing difficult Pokémon to new hobbies can help, in certain cases.

New hobbies, huh... Now there's an idea. I wonder how easy it'd be to convince a Skarmory that I'd find him helping out with chores annoying.

[You may have given him a direction to try.]

You could probably start by simply forbidding him from it whenever there's an opportunity.

*the trick would be being consistent about it, of course*

Exploiting his contrarian personality could lead to decent results, yes as long as you pick a chore a large metal bird could safely accomplish. I imagine the most difficult part would be never letting him find out your true intentions, and never allowing the rest of your team to spell it out.

I could probably get Rose on board with it, and she could probably help with keeping the others quiet about it...

[The real question is what sort of chore would work, but there's gotta be something, right?]

...I'm gonna have to think on this one.

Well, you can think while you eat. And drink.

*since of course Sion's already found something from amongst the wines they've brought that'd go well with Cecil's appetizers*

Please do! Otherwise, a few of my Pokémon might decide to consider the food 'leftovers' far too early. They've a gift for sniffing out loopholes.

[He shoots a look at the bottle Sion picked and nods approvingly. Excellent choice!]

You've got a point there.

[Ryner will grab a plate, then. Sion has the wine handled, after all.]

Your cooking is quite good, by the way, Cecil.

*that's not just pleasantries, either, Sion really does find it quite tasty!*

I'm glad to hear it. I've a decade of experience, by now, but every time I meet new chefs I can see how much I still have to learn.

[Even if he never did get tips for preparing rainbow pudding during the party...]

That just makes it more fun, though, right? Never running out of new things to try.

Says the fellow who would rather nap than do anything productive...

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