paladinlost: (murderous)
Cecil Harvey ([personal profile] paladinlost) wrote2015-07-14 05:41 pm

101st moon [video]

Ladies, gentlemen and Pokémon, this is a Public Service Announcement.

[The video shows a group of extremely nervous Pokémon. That is probably for the best, as Cecil sounds coldly furious and the sight of his face would surely not be pretty.]

As many of you know, weather moves are both learned naturally by multiple species and available as TMs at either Department Store. They have the power to set up dozens of interesting battle strategies, or to facilitate or impair travel in a pinch.

They also have the power to kill innocent plants.

[The Pokégear abruptly turns towards a vegetable garden. ...Or at least, it must have been a vegetable garden once. Right now, it's a crispy, soggy, sandy, frozen mess of murdered tomatoes and destroyed cucumbers.]

Please teach your Pokémon and teammates that certain moves should not be practiced in urban environments. Please repeat that rule to them every day, even when they should already know it. Otherwise, you might have to deal with ruined landscaping, wasted gardening hours, and over twenty Pokémon who will be grounded for the rest of their natural lives.

[Anyone still listening can practically hear said Pokémon whimper; Cecil certainly sounds angry enough to warrant it.

...But suddenly, all that fury disappears, leaving behind a paladin who sounds almost normal. Almost.]

That was our Public Service Announcement for the day. Do be careful while training, everyone, and remember that even the weakest attack can cause extensive damage to your surroundings.

[His team won't forget that in a hurry.]
no_ufo_ending: (its been a weird day)

[video]

[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2015-07-19 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it might be time to start using some sort of...cycling out plan? Maybe by Pokemon type so you can teach them about their moves one at a time?
tearsofademon: (the poor and downtrod)

[Video]

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2015-07-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[to be fair it was more "if you help then you can pick out an extra stick of dango this week, but if you don't we're not going for our weekly dango trip", so a little more than mere bribery...]

Sometimes, that's the only way to get any of them to listen.
crouching_sin: (hey i just met you)

[Video]

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2015-07-20 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
We have time, after all.
crouching_sin: (and this is crazy)

[Video]

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2015-07-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it not? I find that it usually does. You just have to be patient.
garbagechild: just collect a bunch of recently-resurrected dead people and tell them lies?? (you really think someone would do that?)

[Video]

[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-21 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... Oh.

[FALSE ALARM, FOLKS.]

[But of course, now Wrath tilts his head.]


What's ice cream?
no_ufo_ending: (no go home space robot)

[video]

[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2015-07-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good luck...

[He winces. That's so many unhappy Pokemon right there.]
garbagechild: i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices cuz i've been doing that for a long time so its just kinda par for the course (me personally?)

[Video]

[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-07-23 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen ice before!

You can find ice pretty much everywhere, though.

Some places even give it to you for FREE.

I like chewing on it.
ladywithnovoice: (sassybird - scoogle) (We all know badassery is carried)

text;

[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2015-07-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yikes.

So, what's the terms of being grounded?
crouching_sin: (unkempt and alone)

[Video]

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2015-07-25 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Even more than that, sometimes. But that's all right. It just means that there's answers that can be found somewhere.
scratchitti: (Pondering)

[personal profile] scratchitti 2015-07-25 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I dunno if it'd be as good as a real garden, but I know back home some people had hanging tomato plants and herb boxes that they could keep inside. Maybe something like that would work?
fairy_tale_trainer: (chibi)

[personal profile] fairy_tale_trainer 2015-07-25 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's really amazing! How do you care for them all?
scratchitti: (Whatever)

[personal profile] scratchitti 2015-07-25 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
There's that at least.
crouching_sin: (hmph.)

[Video]

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2015-07-25 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The Elite Four, you mean?

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