97th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

...After many hours of pondering, I have come to the conclusion that my Pokémon wish to express their displeasure at being excluded from the New Year's festivities.

[He likely got that impression from the large pile of eggs that be seen behind him. The structure looks horrifyingly unstable, and the young shiny Vulpix trying to use it as her playground does not help.]

But they've generously done so in a manner that benefits you all. The eggs cost P1000 each, barring the Caterpies and Magikarps which are half that price. All are likely to hatch knowing at least one or two additional attacks, as Gogo's efforts to court Firaga have left it too busy to participate. I offer swift deliveries, and I can add a handmade egg pillow to any order if you request it. Please do not hesitate to buy as many eggs as you can hold.

[No, seriously, don't hesitate at all.]

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[video]

[samsa]

[Excellent questions, huh? Well that makes him feel a little better, at least.]

My name is Kaneki Ken, by the way.

[video]

[paladinlost]

[Ah, introductions. One of these days he'll remember to make them at the beginning of a conversation.]

And mine is Cecil. Cecil Harvey. It's a pleasure to meet you, Kaneki.

[video]

[samsa]

[It's fine, he's been forgetting that...quite a bit, so now he's trying to make it a point not to if he can help it.]

You too. Good luck with all of those eggs.

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[paladinlost]

[In Cecil's defense everyone in his world knows his name, but after four years you'd think he'd remember...]

Thank you very much. May you have a pleasant, bat- and shark-free stay in this world.