85th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[Cecil sits at a table, smiling pleasantly while holding a cup of coffee. His team is nowhere to be seen.]

Have you ever regretted teaching an attack to a Pokémon?

[For a few seconds, the feed suddenly shakes wildly, before stopping just as quickly. Outwardly, Cecil does not react to this incident.]

...Any attack.

Comments

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[paladinlost]

The purple butterfly with white wings that is completely immune to Ground-type attacks.

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[imthe_shit]

......

Uhhh... Why are you letting this continue?

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[paladinlost]

...Because I'm hoping they'll realize it does not work and learn an important lesson about type advantages.

[It's just, err. Kinda not working very well.]

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[imthe_shit]

It's obviously not working. You need to take some responsibility and stop them before it gets out of hand.

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[paladinlost]

The problem with stopping them is that I spend most of my days working away from the house, and I'd rather not keep them in their balls if it can be avoided.

[He frowns thoughtfully.]

...Besides, I asked the neighbors and they feel nothing. What sort of range can this attack have?

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[imthe_shit]

... Well, fine. Just don't go getting yourself killed.

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[paladinlost]

I've survived direct hits from dragons much stronger than any Pokémon before. Even if they all used Earthquake at the same time, I'd be fine.

[...He hopes.]

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[imthe_shit]

Dragons...?

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[paladinlost]

Some species are horrifyingly common in caves, especially on the moons. But even the rarer ones can be extremely dangerous.

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[imthe_shit]

... On the moons? You met a dragon there?

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[paladinlost]

Many dragons. On particularly bad days you could hardly take five steps without stepping on a scaly tail.

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[imthe_shit]

... On the moon? [ Yeah he's still caught on that part. ]

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[paladinlost]

On two of them. My planet has an... interesting relationship with moons, to say the least.

[Which is both the truth, yet so very inadequate as a description.]

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[imthe_shit]

... The dragons don't need to breathe?

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[paladinlost]

They both have a breathable atmosphere.

[A beat.]

...Which admittedly made very little sense to us until we learned they were artificial and meant to support life. The last moon is probably air-less and monster-free.

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[imthe_shit]

... [ Grumbles. ] You should have said that in the first place...

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[paladinlost]

My apologies. After twenty years, I've become a little too used to my moons' pecularities.

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[imthe_shit]

[ Nods slowly. ]

Yeah... I guess I've gotten used to strange things where I'm from, too. [ METAL GEAR ]

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[paladinlost]

It makes for interesting discussions with people who have had very different experiences, but it also becomes confusing if they're too different.

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[imthe_shit]

Yeah... Dragons on the moon is a bit too different for me.

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[paladinlost]

Because of the dragons, because of the moon, or because both are equally unlikely to you?

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[imthe_shit]

Let's go with that last part.

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[paladinlost]

That seems to be the most common answer, whenever I ask others. At least people become used to dragons as they travel in this world.

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[imthe_shit]

... The closest things we have to dragons in my world are these giant bipedal tanks called Metal Gears. I've been doing my best to destroy any and all of them I come across...

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[paladinlost]

...How can tanks be bipedal when they have wheels? I've seen mechanical dragons, but walking tanks...