Cecil Harvey (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
paladinlost) wrote2013-10-13 09:23 am
paladinlost) wrote2013-10-13 09:23 am
84th moon [video]
"We are pleased to announce that after a long and pleasant courtship, we are expecting our first hatchlings. We are also pleased to share that many of our siblings also expect new family members."
[It comes out a little stilted, quite possibly because Cecil is reading this from cue cards written in bright yellow crayon while tying ribbons around his Banette's ears. Let it not be said that the man cannot multitask.]
"However, to our great sorrow we have no room in the house to keep them all. Thus, we wish to give them to humans who will love and cherish them, and help them reach their full potential."
[He moves on to the next cue card, while the Banette ineffectively tries to wriggle away.]
"We seek only the best, most loving trainers for our young. Therefore, we request that every selected individual offer one of their own children in exchange, to serve as coll-" Wait, what? Mortblossom! Mindflayer!
[That gets Cecil standing and striding away towards the culprit, revealing the eggs hidden behind his back. This also leads to Avenger's freedom, and he promptly uses it to turn the Gear off.]
[[A few eggs are still available here!]]
[It comes out a little stilted, quite possibly because Cecil is reading this from cue cards written in bright yellow crayon while tying ribbons around his Banette's ears. Let it not be said that the man cannot multitask.]
"However, to our great sorrow we have no room in the house to keep them all. Thus, we wish to give them to humans who will love and cherish them, and help them reach their full potential."
[He moves on to the next cue card, while the Banette ineffectively tries to wriggle away.]
"We seek only the best, most loving trainers for our young. Therefore, we request that every selected individual offer one of their own children in exchange, to serve as coll-" Wait, what? Mortblossom! Mindflayer!
[That gets Cecil standing and striding away towards the culprit, revealing the eggs hidden behind his back. This also leads to Avenger's freedom, and he promptly uses it to turn the Gear off.]
[[A few eggs are still available here!]]
[video]
[Spoilers: he'd feed him no matter what the answer is.]
I'm... realizing that some of my Pokémon still have much to learn about the current era.
[video]
[kids, amirite]
You know, I get the same feeling about myself now and then.
[video]
[Amen to that.]
Have you once tried to drown the toaster?
[video]
[lancer you've been here for years that's not impressive...]
Even so, every now and then it kinda hits me--holy shit everything's different than it was when I was still alive. If I was dropped into this mess when I was still a teenager I might've died from shock.
[video]
[Soon. Please.]
It's not too late for that. Some people speak as though their world is even more technological than this one.