paladinlost | 75th moon [video]

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75th moon [video]

[Johto, Kanto, today you get an overhead view of a mass of white hair.

Well, no, that's not quite right. You get an overhead view of a mass of white hair that has been previously vomited on by a Skittles factory. Seriously, there are enough beads in there to cover decently an exotic dancer, with colors that clash so much they could blind design students. The worst part? Two Gardevoirs can partially be seen, working on the beads, and they're still adding more.]

How does it look? The girls refuse to let me see the results until they're completely done.

[Break it to him gently, everyone.]

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[He laughs some more!]

If I were them, I wouldn't want you to see it at all. Ever. Not even on the day you die. They're probably already regretting this crime they've committed on your head.

Voirvoirvoir gardevoir.

[Oh dear, that sounded kinda angry.]

I think you might have hurt their feelings. It cannot possibly be that bad?

The real question is, what do Pokemon really know about styling?

[He holds up a finger and wiggles it.]

For shame. They should definitely appreciate you, if anything, for... having this much trust in them.

They're my little girls. Of course I trust them.

[Or his daughter and grandaughter, sometimes he's not sure.]

You'd be surprised. Leviathan is excellent at matching colors. She merely does not have the hands to use that knowledge.

[He pauses a moment, mentally repeating to himself the words that Cecil just said.]

I'm not sure which one Leviathan is, but if that's what you call matching colors, your furniture and closet must be an eyesore.

No, those two are Lily and Terra. Leviathan is my Milotic, and I've no doubt she'd agree with you. Then again, whatever they've done cannot possibly be as bad as what my best friend would have in his closet...

[Sad thing is, he's probably right.]

Hm, maybe. It all depends the reaction you have when you see your hair. If you hate it, then you're probably right about your friend.

[Nods!]

I still think it cannot be too horrible, unless... Did they happen to use both the long brown ones and the heart-shaped sky blues?

Possibly. There's so much going on it's like everything is blending together, to tell you the truth.

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...I'll have to take the color wheel out and give them lessons again, won't I.

[Nods... slowly]

Yep. I'm afraid so.

I thought we were done with those months ago.

Well, I guess it's safe to say that you never quite know what to expect from Pokemon.

That's for the best. That knowledge would drive us mad quickly.

[He runs a hand through his hair.]

I imagine it would! It makes sense, considering we have many Pokemon of different personalities to deal with on a daily basis.

Indeed. The longer you stay here, the more you end up raising, and the more you find yourself wondering why you ever thought this was a good idea.

I'm already starting to think that way. It's already way too much! Too many Pokemon and too hard of a journey!

It's not hard until you've been teleported to the Ice Cave or your team destroys public property, I assure you.

... Thank you for that dose of harsh reality!

[Except not really thanks because he thinks that's horrible!]

It's best for you to be warned about it. Both of these happen surprisingly regularly.

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