71st moon [video]

[paladinlost]

 [Cecil is looking very weary and business-like today. He also looks about to be smothered by an avalanche of eggs.

Both of these facts might be related.]

My dearest team has blessed me with wonderful eggs, and for merely P1500 part of that blessing can be yours. Do you not wish to meet new companions at this time of the year?

[His voice is as flat as it can get, and his sentence ends in a sigh.]

...I would be most grateful if you took them off my hands, truly.


((ooc: There are still many eggs left! Come and get your awesome Pokébabies!))

Comments

[paladinlost]

Oh, no, I couldn't trust Kayne to keep would-be thieves alive. In this case I'd take care of the attacking myself.

[ragnarok_strike]

[...That dangerous? Guuuulp. Gotta make sure he has the money ready, then.]
Would it really take out humans?

[paladinlost]

...No, though stealing would still be a bad idea. We cannot die in this world, but we can certainly break limbs. And also lose them, perhaps.

[ragnarok_strike]

[They can't die? Well, that's nice to know. Maybe.]
I'm not planning on it!
[Seriously.]

[paladinlost]

I thought not.

[He didn't, really.]

But with Team Rocket around, one can never be too prudent.

[ragnarok_strike]

Who's Team Rocket?
['course he doesn't know, he's a newbie! :D]

[paladinlost]

A crime syndicate. They steal Pokémon and attack important landmarks, often causing injuries to both us and the locals.

[ragnarok_strike]

[ . . .
oh. There's suddenly a glimmer of... something in Lagunas eyes.]
Well then - I'll make sure to not be like them. After all - I'm a good guy!

[paladinlost]

I know. But a few people find themselves with them, instead of in New Bark Town. I doubt it's a pleasant experience.

[ragnarok_strike]

Of course it wouldn't be. I'd hate to be part of an evil group, and I don't think there's many people who'd like it!
[What about villians?]

[paladinlost]

...I can think of too many people who would not mind it that much.

[ragnarok_strike]

Really?
[...]
Well, where's there's good, there's got to be some bad apples.

[paladinlost]

Along with piles of rot that probably never were apples.

[*coughcoughexdeathcoughcough*]

[ragnarok_strike]

But -- there's always more good guys!
[Right? Riiiight?]
And with these beasts, we aren't defenseless.

[paladinlost]

Team Rocket has them, too. They have a taste for Poison-types.

[ragnarok_strike]

So what? We'll just need some Antidotes, right, and they'll be unable to do much!
[laguna is pumped up.]
When they strike again, that is.

[paladinlost]

A Steel-type would be more helpful than antidotes. They're immune against Poison-type attacks.