Cecil Harvey (
paladinlost) wrote2013-12-01 02:41 pm
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87th moon [video]
Help! Help!
[Or was that Fable! Fable!, perhaps? Not everyone can understand the words of a panicking Clefable, after all, though the panic itself should be very easy to see in her eyes.]
Our trainer, he's still not back! It's been four days since everything stopped being weird and he's still not back!
[Or was that Fable! Fable!, perhaps? Not everyone can understand the words of a panicking Clefable, after all, though the panic itself should be very easy to see in her eyes.]
Our trainer, he's still not back! It's been four days since everything stopped being weird and he's still not back!
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Yeah, what Nand said. Daddy was gone for a whole month before he came back. Do you have someone else to take care of you if your trainer doesn't come back?
[Sho's Eevees had developed some fairly interesting ideas on trainers. To be fair to the twins, though, spending much time around Sho was bound to drive anyone crazy.]
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[Or at least, that's how she thinks it works. It's not like her trainer does a lot with the Pokégear in the first place.]
We still have food, so we'll be fine for a while. But Avenger is starting to be a brat again.
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Including Riemannian Zeta-Function and boy was she angry!
[The boy Eevee sighs at the interruption] so we didn't have the chance to see if it would still work. Are there any places that you think he might be? Do you have friends to help you look?
Oh, oh! Are you friends with a Snorlax? If you stick someone under a Snorlax's arm they can't be as much of a brat. Or, well, it's easier to ignore them.
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I bet a Snorlax ate him. You wouldn't stick me under the arm of something that ate him, would you?
[An amused Banette shoves his head in the picture, grinning at Rosie the whole time.]
Shut up, Avenger. Go bother Lia.
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[Impressionable Eevees and sociopaths make for interesting travelling.]You're just trying to scare everyone by saying that!
[Nor ignores both Nand and Avenger in favour of talking to Rosie more]Okay, well. Try contacting the pokemon of the gym trainers and see if he's been there anyway? What else were you trying to say?
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[And that would be when Rosie decides to push him offscreen.]
As I was saying, he has guests and he'd never be rude to the point of leaving guests alone deliberately. Not even for the pretty ladies at the Gym.
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[Nand sits up in indignation on the part of her Snorlax friend, only for Nor to take a cue from Rosie and sit on his sister with his front paws in her mouth. Hey, it works to stop daddy from ranting.]
Huh, okay that is weird. I still think it'd probably be a good idea to try calling around? Get your friends to have their trainers help you look? What does your trainer look like, anyway? We'll keep an eye out for him too.
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[She sounds extremely crestfallen by that.]
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[Belphe is not a terribly fashionable person. She's more dowdy when left to herself. Very dowdy. There are things the twins just haven't encountered.]
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[Which is admittedly not difficult to achieve, considering his natural paleness.]
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Wouldn't that be really hard to wash off?
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[And now his whole team will be trying to spy on him during that time. How nice.]
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[Nor is trying to be helpful! His sister, though, squirms like mad and adds]
Don't be a non-integrated variable, Nor! Daddy's supposed to be black somewhere, just like we're brown and white. [They've picked up some weird insults from the nutcase they belong to.]
HEY! Don't you call me that you...you...you invariant under evolution excuse for an Eevee! [Nand shrieks in response to her brother, then bounds off]
I'M TELLING RIEMANNIAN ZETA-FUNCTION WHAT YOU CALLED ME!
Sisters are dumb. [Nor informs Rosie, seriously] Try turpentine, though. Oh, oh, or gin can work if you can't get turpentine!
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[She should know, she has plenty of both.]
I haven't been allowed to buy the fun products since I tried decorating the Pokémart. Would vodka work just as well? We still have some of that.
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[Nor is pretty sure that one of these days RZF is going to kill him just to shut him up.]
Why didn't they want you to decorate the Pokémart? They're all the same and boring.
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[Rosie isn't very good at sarcasm, but sometimes it does shine through.]
I know! We just wanted to add a little color, to brighten it up, but then all the humans there yelled at us.
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[The truly sad thing is that Nor actually knows what he's talking about. Nor, Nand, and Riemannian Zeta-Function are quite possibly the most mathematically educated pokemon around. Otherwise totally unequipped to survive, but maths they have down.]
That's dumb. You should get some other pokemon to help you get in without being seen! To cause a big distraction so that you can make it pretty before anyone notices, then go join in the distraction so they don't know it's you!
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...I could get Gogo to openly court the others while I work. That usually gets everyone nearby to drop everything to stop him.
[She almost shudders as she says it. The words make her feel dirty.]
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[Horror drops from every syllable she utters. Urgh, Dittos.]
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[She has a lot of little sisters, after all.]
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[Nor rubs at one of his ears]
I can also ask Beelze and Riemannian Zeta-Function to keep an eye on him. They're really protective of girls that Eros might go after.
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[But if the other party is willing...]
Frying pans work well against him, too. Especially when applied to his face.
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[Nor looks pleadingly at Rosie. Sho never lets him play in the paint.]
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