103rd moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[Cecil does not speak nor does he show himself when he first turn the Pokégear on, but his purpose should still be clear. Three piles of eggs, two small and one extremely large, are proudly displayed with signs that claim prices of P500, P1000 and P1500 respectively. Rosie the Clefable and Noelle the Blissey are also present, repeatedly pointing at the eggs and at the signs as if to show off their wares. Other Pokémon, while unseen, make various comments as it goes on, mostly to praise the strength of their unhatched children.

Cecil lets them do so for a minute, before he finally comments on the whole situation.]

...Noelle, is this an inappropriate time to mention I've been craving poached eggs the whole day?

[Mercifully, he turns off the Pokégear before the ensuing screaming becomes too loud.]


((Eggs a-plenty still available here!))

Comments

[Video]

[seasaltkey]

[Please don't joke about egg babies like that. Have one somewhat horrified young man just not knowing what to say for a moment.]

.... P-Please don't eat them.

[video]

[samsa]

[So tactful, Cecil.

Also is it just him or do these Network posts by breeders seem to be showing exponentially more eggs over time...]

I don't think that comment was all that appreciated...

Video

[the_pilgrim]

W-Wow....

[usedlightscreen]

Trying to find homes for a few surprises?

[Or a lot of surprises. It looks like a lot.

Also those two pink pokemon are very cute what are thoooooooose]

[ratherbelocky]

Jiminy Christmas, did these all happen at once?

[What kind of crazy orgy did your Pokémon organize, dude?]

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, I see your team's been busy...

[Video]

[wing_attack]

... Is that a Magikarp?

[He's been looking at Gyarados recently, so...]

Video

[eclipse_of_time]

My goodness!

So many eggs....

How many can they have at once?

Video;

[secondplacing]

[The third of the merry band of mercs arrives!

...Okay, no. She starts out on voice out of habit, but quickly switches to video, since that seems to be norm around here.]

I'd be willing to take one or two off your hands. One of those looks like one I was looking at the other week.

That happen to be a Tyrantum egg?