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82nd moon [video]

[Tap tap tap, goes a hand against a wooden surface. A counter, probably, since all the video shows is the ceiling of Celadon's best bar.]

On the one hand, Rosa is not here to dine with me tonight and I've won no badge today. On the other hand, I'm not still suffering from painful burns all over my limbs. All in all, I'd consider this third anniversary acceptable.

[The tapping is almost a song by now, one that could be familiar to him but to no one else.]

But I never was one to be content with a merely acceptable situation. Thus, let's improve it together. Reply to me on the network, and I'll offer you the most sincere compliment I can think of; come see me in person, and I'll pay all your drinks tonight. That sounds fair enough to me.

[It also sounds better than drinking the night away by himself, which is the important part.]

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Is it not a good incentive to discover the secrets of teleportation, instead? ...Also, your ability to survive everything the world throws at you with so few injuries is the greatest I've ever seen.

Eh...I kinda specialize in being a tough guy to kill. But I think teleportation's a little beyond me for now.

It's not such a complicated spell. even I can normally manage it.

[A beat.]

...Of course, these days I have to depend on my Psychic-types.

I usually rely on Rapidash to get around, myself.

No flying for you? The view from the skies is much more impressive.

I think I might be more interested in keeping my feet on the ground. Might be worth a shot, though.

It'll also spare you the overly agressive Rattatas. I've not yet seen any that can jump that high.

Yet. I wouldn't be surprised if they sprouted wings just to mess with me.

...They could also decide to work with the Pidgeys. Surely they have something to offer in return.

Now you're just freakin' me out, Cecil.

It'd only be Pidgeys and Rattatas.

[A beat.]

Not Pidgeots and Raticates.

Edited 2013-09-01 23:48 (UTC)

...Stop giving them ideas.

There's no need to worry. I have neither of those species in the house, so they'll not hear of it at all.

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