It'd be foolish to drink too much even if hangovers were not an issue. My Gardevoirs adore giving trainers brightly colored makeovers, and I have more trouble stopping them when I'm inebriated.

[A beat on his side, as he ponders his current state and that of the bar.]

...If this day is meant to be a celebration, it's greatly lacking in cake. I should have thought to bring one. Champagne, too.