80th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

"Celebi is an extremely playful species. Its main ability is the power to travel through time." Or so the Professor said.

[Today's quote should sound quite familiar to anyone who watched last week's EV NEWS. So should the Cele-Berry Meringue waiting in front of the Gear, for that matter. Homemade and fresh, thank you very much.]

Bringing back a spring snow after weeks of summer heat matches both sentences perfectly, if you ask me. Has anyone thought to look for legendary Pokémon around their garden today?

[Not that Cecil himself has, of course. Nope.]

Comments

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[enjoymyatelier]

Honestly, I think the majority of the agriculture takes place somewhere we're not allowed access to, given that they don't seem to have a problem sustaining the population. They have to be getting that meat from somewhere, as it certainly doesn't seem like they're getting it from Pokemon.

[friendyousohard]

Hydras, yes, though replace "caves" with "swamps.

Windigos, however, appear wherever there's sufficient hatred to sustain them, that being what they feed off of. Changelings, meanwhile, feed on love.

I think you can see the problem there.

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[backtobasics]

Yeah.

There are a lot of things you wonder about how they found out about them...

[paladinlost]

..Well. Your world is definitely stuck between a rock and a hard place. I don't suppose they naturally hunt each other down?

[Video]

[paladinlost]

I've no doubt they greatly appreciate your efforts.

[video]

[paladinlost]

Or at least they refuse to admit it, if it's the case. Yet I've never seen any other animals. If their claims are the truth, either their meat is human flesh or it's not truly meat.

[He's sincerely hoping for the second option.]

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[paladinlost]

Or how they survived obtaining that information.

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[ghostytrainer]

...that's a really great way to put that. I never thought of it like that before. Though at this point I would take just being on eye level with my friends but I don't think that's going to happen.

[Basically. Nature, thou art a heartless bitch.]

I wonder if Celebi will ever show up. You know, like how the beasts did that one time. And those uh... golem things.

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[tearsofademon]

If nothing else, Rose is always happy when I get her dango.

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[backtobasics]

It might have been someone else telling the tales...

Or then they're just urban legends.

[friendyousohard]

Nowhere near that lucky, I'm afraid. I'm not even sure Changelings have natural predators, and Windigos... well, Windigos are vulnerable to any good friendship, so at least there's that to keep them at bay. They're mostly legend these days thanks to the nature of Equestria as a whole.

Unfortunately, that same nature is very appealing to Changelings. Their queen once said that Equestria had "the most love of any country she's ever seen".

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[enjoymyatelier]

...there are far less morbid conclusions to draw from that, aren't there...? Surely there could be more traditional animals or edible Pokemon somewhere we don't have access to.

[paladinlost]

And of course, merely giving a country that reputation is enough to attract plenty of interested Changelings. Unless they'd feel that love from afar no matter what?

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[paladinlost]

Everyone is allowed their favorites, as long as their meals are balanced.

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[paladinlost]

Let's not ask for too much, now. Sometimes, merely growing as tall as a loved one would cause more pain than it's worth.

[And/or be physically impossible, in certain cases.]

Should it decide to do so, I'd appreciate a pleasant and playful visit, for once.

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[paladinlost]

Considering the usual sentience and awareness of Pokémon, it's not that less morbid... Though if there is a region out there with normal fish, I'd be quite happy to hear of it.

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[paladinlost]

...And someone had the bright idea to share those legends with visitors who would not know better.

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Yeah. Just wish she'd settle for a little less of it. Seriously, she almost rivals Ferris sometimes...

[strongestoftheturks]

[That...that totally sucks. The closest Rude has to a family are the Turks; he can't imagine three years with no contact with them.

He really feels for Cecil.]

...sorry.

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[backtobasics]

Yep. I'd really like to know who writes the text for the Pokédex entries...

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[ghostytrainer]

Yeah, that would be nice. I almost wonder if throwing the weather into complete chaos is just completely unavoidable when it comes to legendary visits.

[paladinlost]

...I'll have plenty of stories to tell them and interesting creatures to bring back, at least.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

Surely she's not reached the appetite of a Snorlax yet.

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[paladinlost]

That could be why they rarely show themselves. If their mere presence is enough to disrupt the weather...

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[paladinlost]

Not any of the professors, I hope.