paladinlost | 56th moon [video]

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56th moon [video]

You'd think that after a year and seven months, the locals would be unable to surprise me anymore.

[This strange introduction comes with the image of an innocent-looking house. An innocent-looking house that has a pond and fences blocking its door, in fact. Rosie the Clefable is standing in front of it; every so often, she pokes the water's surface with curiosity.]

Necessitating either Surf or Fly to leave your house cannot possibly be practical. What if your Water- and Flying-types are ill? What if you have guests? What if your children wish to go play with friends? I doubt it's even sufficient to stop... thieves...

[He trails off as he stares in horror at the pond. Even Rosie stops touching the water and joins him in staring. Of course, that could be because of the slimy purple limb that just grabbed her arm.]

...Having Grimers in your water cannot be healthy. Goodness.

[He turns the Gear off, now. His little girl needs rescuing.]

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You could say I have something of a backlog myself, but I expect I'll someday find a shop that sells practical but extremely expensive items. I'd rather not risk missing them.

Expensive yet... practical...

Does... Does such a thing really exist? I always go for the cheapest option I can find...

Of course. Expensive weapons and armor tend to last much longer than their cheaper counterparts. As long as the cost comes from materials and not from useless decorations, of course.